Dick Armey and Dick Cheney

Laid a towel along the shore

They each took handfuls of figurines

and placed them on the floor

The two Dicks arranged them in a merry pretty manner

On either side two toothpicks stretched a painted canvas banner

Dick Armey used a sable brush to paint the banner white

Dick Cheney sneered that Mission Accomplished wasn't right

And so with enamel polish of the brightest red

Dick Armey scrawled Tea Party and Cheney unveiled the bread

He broke off a piece and rubbed it in his hands

then sprinkled all the crumbs across the surrounding sands

The Two Dicks compared collections

which they brought from their house

Cheney's were all Yankee north

Armey's were rebel south

Cheney brought Limbaugh with a headset and cigar

along with blue and yellow pills

in a miniature glass jar

Armey brought Newt Gingrich along with his three wives

There were other ladie dollies present that all the righties prized

There was Coulter, there was Ingraham,

There was Palin and Malkin

But all Dick Armey brought was Kay Bailey Hutchison

The dolls were all assembled in varied pretty poses

The two Dicks acted out the part of Aaron and Moses

They lamented and protested ACORN and the poor

who through perfidy and laziness laid more taxes at their door

ACORN and the poor elected a black muslim

to pay for their mortgages with Euro socalism

They're all crooks and swindlers and minorities besides

who want to drown the whites in debt's rising tide

The dollies and the bread crumbs atrracted a small group

Of pelicans with Ron Paul signs wearing hats that said POOP

A flock of seagulls landed in white pointed hoods

And bearded crab bank financiers shouted "Greed is Good!"

Holy rolling oysters spread collection plates

To bring the donations back to parishioners in red states

There were birthers along with PUMAs, objectivists and truthers,

Libertarians secessionists and Bill O'Reilly's loofa

The two Dicks toasted to their marvelous achievement

The trap they laid had worked as they precisely conceived it

They each drew shotguns and fired them away

The two Dicks bagged enough grub to last until election day.

THE END