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Rush to hold a Summit to hear from women. Whaa?
They do polls. And suddenly Rushbo wants to woo women and find out what women want. Ewww! I need a shower with a large bottle of lavender soap!
Where will you be during Rush's Summit For Women? I'm rushing out to do some shoe shopping. Umm, not! I have an addiction for slutty shoes but I'm not paying that. I think I'll curl up on the sofa and watch a Bollywood classic. I sometimes need to feast my eyes on those.
Do you feel special to be so necessary to his Republican Gaze?
Have a look at him. Caption it:--
[pic from TPM's slides]
My caption -- The horror! The horror!
What are five things you would tell Rush Limbaugh to help him bridge the gender gap?
My suggestions:
1) Stop being so assiduous in demeaning women and learn to see women as people.
2) Stop verbally assaulting women and get a makeover inside your head.
3) We demand assythment for past craptacular performances.
Damn. I could only come up with three ways he could stop being an ass and I have a headache. Also, I cannot find the other pages on my ass-word collection binder.
And can I just ask --- whats up with the 37% of the female population who view Rush with approval? Seriously.
Furthermore, I want to know how the questions were framed.
They do polls. And suddenly Rushbo wants to woo women and find out what women want. Ewww! I need a shower with a large bottle of lavender soap!
Where will you be during Rush's Summit For Women? I'm rushing out to do some shoe shopping. Umm, not! I have an addiction for slutty shoes but I'm not paying that. I think I'll curl up on the sofa and watch a Bollywood classic. I sometimes need to feast my eyes on those.
Do you feel special to be so necessary to his Republican Gaze?
Have a look at him. Caption it:--
[pic from TPM's slides]
My caption -- The horror! The horror!
What are five things you would tell Rush Limbaugh to help him bridge the gender gap?
My suggestions:
1) Stop being so assiduous in demeaning women and learn to see women as people.
2) Stop verbally assaulting women and get a makeover inside your head.
3) We demand assythment for past craptacular performances.
Damn. I could only come up with three ways he could stop being an ass and I have a headache. Also, I cannot find the other pages on my ass-word collection binder.
And can I just ask --- whats up with the 37% of the female population who view Rush with approval? Seriously.
Furthermore, I want to know how the questions were framed.
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If it were not for Miguel, I would simply call him a fascist pig.
Feminazi
I am a guy. Surrounded by women most of my life.
I feel that rush is guilty of being pornographic under fed law and should be outlawed.
The Miller test was developed in the 1973 case Miller v. California.[1] It has three parts:
* Whether the average person, applying contemporary community standards, would find that the work, taken as a whole, appeals to the prurient interest,
Rush appeals to the most prurient of interests.
* Whether the work depicts/describes, in a patently offensive way, sexual conduct or excretory functions[2] specifically defined by applicable state law,
Almost all of rush's political stances represent excretory functions.
* Whether the work, taken as a whole, lacks serious literary, artistic, political or scientific value. (This is also known as the (S)LAPS test- [Serious] Literary, Artistic, Political, Scientific.)
rush fails to pass this test.
Ergo rush is pornographic under any constitutional test and should be outlawed as such.
March 3, 2009 3:52 AM | Reply | Permalink
DD, thanks for that one. I loved it. And so true too!
Only, lets not call him "pornographic" because that actually increases his cachet with certain people. He is a bufoon. Best I can say about him.
March 3, 2009 12:00 PM | Reply | Permalink
As far as I'm concerned, a gap between me and rush is necessary!
March 3, 2009 11:14 AM | Reply | Permalink
Hey, me too. ;)
And he insults cats!!!!!
To which I offer a cartoonish sacrebleu!!!
March 3, 2009 12:02 PM | Reply | Permalink
I think I know how you must feel. Even I cringed, and felt empathy for this girl.
March 3, 2009 12:07 PM | Reply | Permalink
Yeah, I cringed on that one too. In fact she looks like she's cringing too. Heh. ;)
March 3, 2009 3:48 PM | Reply | Permalink
Dang, I had to leave TPM for a while after reading this post and thread. Why does limbaugh think he needs more support from women? Is he seriously thinking head of Republican Party? Why would any woman support Limbaugh? Why are there 36% supporting him now? Maybe they were just kidding like - oh yeah, I support Limbaugh - right (rolling eyes turning head and making gagging motions with finger in mouth). And the poll taker thought they actually supported him. This is a riot. I have to go and see if I can track down his numbers. I know previously Jonez who is now someone else gave them but I want to make sure - no insult intended previously Jonez, I need links.
March 3, 2009 1:02 PM | Reply | Permalink
well, if they had interviewed me I would have behaved in exact that precisely appropriate way. What female worth her feminitude would not?
Really.
The irony is that he thinks this around the start of Women's History Month. Like, wow, and what's up with that? Seriously!
If I went to said summit, I plan on hurling this href="http://tinyurl.com/b73b2w">shoe. ;)
March 3, 2009 3:52 PM | Reply | Permalink
well, that link was a dud --
http://tinyurl.com/b73b2w
March 3, 2009 3:52 PM | Reply | Permalink
I just read this from his advertisement for said summit:
"What do women want? Not even Freud was ultimately able to answer the question.(Har, har implied) Women generally, for the most part, can't answer it, either. (Har, har implied) But it has never stopped people from asking the question: What do women want?..."
AAAHHH! Not even Freud, Rush??? Freud least of all, you clueless idjit!
And he thinks this is an attractive lure for attendance? I think we might have to go, after all. What do you think? Y/E, Orlando, Barefooted, Bwak, LisB, TheraP, C'Ville, Still, Aunt Sam, BlueSplashy et al? Shall we?
March 4, 2009 7:21 AM | Reply | Permalink
Oh, and the "et al" has to include Dijamo. Definitely Dij.
March 4, 2009 7:32 AM | Reply | Permalink
I think I'd rather be waterboarded.
March 4, 2009 7:40 AM | Reply | Permalink
This from someone who went to the Creation Museum?
That's quite a statement.
=D
I don't think they'd let any sane women in. Handpicked GOP stepford hausfraus more likely.
March 4, 2009 7:54 AM | Reply | Permalink
Rush offends every sensibility I have as a person, and every instinct I have as a woman.
March 3, 2009 1:15 PM | Reply | Permalink
So right, barefooted. Me too. Thanks for coming to my Loathe Rush Party. ;)
I want to hurl this shoe at his summit. Heh.
March 3, 2009 3:56 PM | Reply | Permalink
Yes, if the Lamb hit its mark, real damage would ensue... or is that "en shoe"?
March 3, 2009 4:04 PM | Reply | Permalink
It would be a real "shoe in."
March 3, 2009 5:07 PM | Reply | Permalink
It might even be a contender for best in shoe.
March 3, 2009 5:45 PM | Reply | Permalink
ROTFLOL!
March 3, 2009 6:01 PM | Reply | Permalink
.
This says it all right here . . .
Sticking a baby binky in his crap spewing piehole just might be a good start.
Wow!
~OGD~
March 3, 2009 2:00 PM | Reply | Permalink
Binkies! What a great idea! ;)
Yeah, I could not believe that bit about "owning" women. eeech!
Here - you can hurl this.
March 3, 2009 4:08 PM | Reply | Permalink
So, evainne, then I had to leave TPM and entertain myself looking at shoes, ones to throw and ones to keep! Nice job. What fun if someone set up a site like the one they did for bush so we could throw shoes at Rush.
March 3, 2009 7:39 PM | Reply | Permalink
Great idea. One further improvement, Rush should be made to walking in women's shoes since he thinks he wants to own us. What better way than to walk a mile in our shoes, no? Some really strange ones -- he should be made to walk in these!
March 3, 2009 10:13 PM | Reply | Permalink
I think everyone is reading this wrong; Rush wants to hold a "summit on women."
Remember that Twilight epsisode where big-headed aliens came to earth with their bible, "To Serve Man," as their guide to make the earth a utopia?
All disease and pestilence ended, the whole earth was a temperate mediterranean climate and famine was not only ended, but everyone had more than enough to eat.
After everyone was healthy and well-fed, the aliens offered vacations to their world of an even greater utopia.
Long lines from around the Earth qued up to be rocketed away.
One enterprising journalist though, seemed unconvinced at the sincerity of the alien egalitarian overtures.
He finally found out the truth and attempted to warn his friends as they boarded the alien space ship,
"The book '"To Serve Man,"' he yelled to his friends, "it's not a bible! It's a COOKBOOK!!"
Rush's "summit on women?"
Isn't "summit" another way of saying, "mount"?
Just sayin', you know.
March 3, 2009 2:05 PM | Reply | Permalink
Twilight Zone episode...geez!
March 3, 2009 2:06 PM | Reply | Permalink
Ha!!! I knew you were taking us 'there'. hahahaha
He has his Viagra and nowhere to go with it, so to speak.
And Qued.Is not it queue and therefore queued? I really never understood the extra ue. Oh, and you are an expert. Judgement turned into judgment. Maybe that is where your extra ue went.
Just sayin. I really do not have spell check when I blog. It tells me I am wrong but I cannot get to the right.
What am I talkin about?
March 3, 2009 2:14 PM | Reply | Permalink
Yeah, I noticed that typo too late as well... i actually pride myself on my spelling; but between not wearing my glasses sometimes and "submitting" before re-reading; these typos "slip by."
March 3, 2009 2:18 PM | Reply | Permalink
Now I was being lite hearted as they say Justice. I was trying to be funny. You know damn well I misspell every chance I get. At night I do not have a lamp. So I am going blind on the key board but it has helped my typing.
I rarely come up with a line this good:
One enterprising journalist though, seemed unconvinced at the sincerity of the alien egalitarian overtures.
I therefore award you the Dayly line of the day at this TPMC site given to all of you from all of me.
Knowing of course, that you have received more acclaim that this.
March 3, 2009 2:44 PM | Reply | Permalink
hee hee... I know that... and thanks!
March 3, 2009 3:01 PM | Reply | Permalink
oy. I'm glad I've not seen that, serioulsy. Would have given me serious nighmares. Nevertheless, it is funny to read. :)
you may hurl this.
March 3, 2009 4:12 PM | Reply | Permalink
Thanks, but if I "hurl" anything at Rush, it ain't gonna be a shoe.
March 3, 2009 4:39 PM | Reply | Permalink
A binkie?? ;)
March 3, 2009 10:06 PM | Reply | Permalink
Caption for pic of Rush:
Why a Summit on Women? Because I'm reminded of the words of another great journalist who became a leader of his Party,
"People are like women, they go with the winning man!"*
*(Bento Mussolini)
March 3, 2009 2:41 PM | Reply | Permalink
Bento was Benito's half japanese brother; it was Benito who actually is quoted.
Geez!
March 3, 2009 2:42 PM | Reply | Permalink
LOL.
I thought Bento was Benito in a Bento Box.
March 3, 2009 4:14 PM | Reply | Permalink
Japanese shoes! I think they're made of wood! Good shoes to hurl!
March 3, 2009 6:03 PM | Reply | Permalink
Yes! A Geta! I like that. Great idea!!! Thanks, Thera. ;)
I also think Rushbo should not be invited to any Japanese Tea Ceremonies that are assuasive. Heh.
March 3, 2009 9:24 PM | Reply | Permalink
Yva, I think we have the makings of a win/win/win here.
All women should go shoe-shopping as a prelude to the Rush summit. Priority placed on hardened toes & stilettoes. After that, attend summit, and make like that shoe-tossing Iraqi journalist. Results?
1. Rush dies a happy man... buried under women's shoes.
2. We're all happy... 'cause Rush is gone.
3. Women participants are reimbursed for can't-possibly-wear-those-again-shoe purchases... easily achievable under next stimulus package.
March 3, 2009 2:54 PM | Reply | Permalink
Rush won't be too happy when one of my punk rock girlfriends hits him with a Doc Marten.
March 3, 2009 3:24 PM | Reply | Permalink
They can be heavy. Especially the 20 eyes.
March 3, 2009 10:23 PM | Reply | Permalink
A totally fab idea, Quinnesque. Like, really.
If he's going to hold a freaking summit, shouldn't he be asking the women who don't listen to him for their oppinions instead of that purported 37% to help him expand his base? Frontpage has the skeeriest pict of Rush up right now. Ieeech!
I plan on stomping on him with this.
March 3, 2009 4:18 PM | Reply | Permalink
Evainne, you are my shoe soul mate! Sadly with the economy in the crapper, my shoe budget allows only these as a splurge. *sigh* And no ways am I wasting a good stilleto on Rush.
I have one piece of advice for Rush. Hot air is useful on the ladies he is most accustomed to, but real women prefer dialogue and respect and less asshattishness.
March 3, 2009 5:05 PM | Reply | Permalink
Rush's sudden and new found desire to be an ambassador for women fans is funny. In the meantime, reading Josh's frontpage, the Republicans are bending over in a rush to curry his favors. Ewww. I think it is incumbent upon women to open up and establish the spearhead of antiassimilationist challenge to Rushbo. Like, really.
I am rethinking hurling all my fav heels and boots at Rushbo. He's so not worth it. Plus, it is the start of Women's History Month. I want all my lovely shoes to wear around this month. Here, you and I can hurl this at him! ;)
March 3, 2009 5:32 PM | Reply | Permalink
Hammer nails in a piece of wood. Cut it out in a shoe pattern. Sew on some leather thongs. Throw!
March 3, 2009 6:06 PM | Reply | Permalink
The best yet. Yes!
March 3, 2009 7:44 PM | Reply | Permalink
That's shoe sole mate, Dij.
March 4, 2009 11:06 AM | Reply | Permalink
ok. I gotta go. Bring shoes to hurl at Rushbo! We cannot cave just because the weak kneed Republicans are. Seriously.
Be back later.
March 3, 2009 5:34 PM | Reply | Permalink
How do we know that Rush intends a kissy/kissy tribute to women? Far more likely is a scenario in which, even if that was his craven intention, he quickly loses sight of that goal, and lapses into his usual condescending and sexist diatribes.
So, yes, please -- stiletto heels, hurled at Rush, rather than women otherwise hurling. Brilliant. We knew there was a reason for buying all those beautiful shoes most of us never wear.
And a fitting turnaround for what I once witnessed in a rural North Carolina police station (where I was taken to sort out a speeding a well-deserved speeding ticket) where, while waiting, I witnessed a black woman being beaten mercilessly with her own high-heeled shoe. We have, I hope, made some progress since then, not withstanding RUSH.)
March 3, 2009 5:34 PM | Reply | Permalink
We, the Collective Of The Feminitude, will not easily award an assoilment to Rushbo for all the years of assuetude he has practiced, mistakenly thinking us in the position of the assentaneous.
Well, the poll says it all and quite assertively. Heh.
You and I can hurl this at him but we want it back, no? 'Tis a beautiful shoe. One of my faves. *sigh* Someday. ;)
March 3, 2009 5:50 PM | Reply | Permalink
E:
Louboutin. And suede. Chinese red suede. *sigh* (Me, too.)
So, nooo! You simply can't demean a shoe like that.
For symbolism and effect, how about this one:
a mule (isn't he?)
of snakeskin (suits him, yes?)
with a gaudy clip (he's tacky and all about showmanship, yes?)
and, easy to take off to throw:
http://www.footcandyshoes.com/istar.asp?a=6&id=MARIAROSA!ANA&csurl=%2Fistar%2Easp%3Fa%3D29%26dept%3DF%26manufacturer%3DANA%26category%3DSAL%26
What do you think?
March 4, 2009 6:32 AM | Reply | Permalink
Or we could just give him the boot (these are heavy):
http://www.equestriancollections.com/itemmatrix.asp?groupcode=ER01694
March 4, 2009 6:39 AM | Reply | Permalink
Perfect pick!!! As is the equestrian boots below. Best,even better - if a horse could do the kicking of Rushbo's ego. Heh. ;)
March 4, 2009 3:21 PM | Reply | Permalink
I know this seems counterintuitive, but maybe being in the national spotlight has really shaken Rush Limbaugh.
The national spotlight extends well beyond the radius of his dittohead wingspan. The guy just doesn't like to be schooled or challenged intellectually.
But to much of the country, he's kind of being ridiculed.
That kills a narcissist.
What happens if he's subjected to a forum in which he doesn't control the microphone?
What happens if people discover he's really only a few talking points deep intellectually?
March 3, 2009 7:52 PM | Reply | Permalink
I love this line, like, seriously and truly!! Thanks for making such a deep point. And you are so right, in that he's full of hot air and has no capacities for free thought. His neurons are too grooved and melded in one direction and he cannot help be the Moran he really is. Thanks for your fab comment!
I think we can hurl this really ewugly pair at him, no? I think they are perfect. No one wants them. In fact, Rushbo should be made to parade in them. YEAhRRRGH!!! [where's Dr. Dean when we need him..?] ;)
March 3, 2009 9:45 PM | Reply | Permalink
Rush wants to own me? He can't afford me. Jackass.
March 3, 2009 7:57 PM | Reply | Permalink
Well, O, Rushbo has NO idea-r of that fact. He is living his days and nights under erroneous assumptions that he can, er, own and afford you. ;)
We need to rush in the very diplomatic Quinnesque, armed with LYra's astrocompass (so that he can find his way out of that cesspool Rush lives in... you know we like and venerate the Mighty Quinnesque.), so that Quinnesque can assure Rush that you will be along in a bit to have a chat with him.
[Heeeeee];)
March 3, 2009 9:33 PM | Reply | Permalink
Rush wants to own me? He can't afford me. Jackass.
March 3, 2009 7:59 PM | Reply | Permalink
You can't afford me
I'm not just one of your precious toys
You can't afford me
I will go out with other boys
And don't tell me what to say
And don't tell me what to do
I am not sure where this is going. I just could not stop laughing. If someone is on their second four hundred million dollar contract, you would think they could afford anything!!!!
March 3, 2009 8:05 PM | Reply | Permalink
dd, you get to select your choice of footwear to hurl at the unasswaged Rushbo. :)
March 3, 2009 9:37 PM | Reply | Permalink
Yva, now you have me going back to Noah in my favorite book. All your names and all your avatars.
I love mysteries. I really do.
March 3, 2009 9:40 PM | Reply | Permalink
dd, what are you talking about? What multiple names? I got by Y/Evainne. Seriously. :)
March 3, 2009 10:04 PM | Reply | Permalink
Yva, Evainne, cat, eye, lips,
You are a mystery to me. But then again, dry potatoes are a mystery to me. hahahahha
March 3, 2009 10:07 PM | Reply | Permalink
dd, we are all mysteries to each other, no? It's the human condition. :)
Here, you can hurl these at Rushbo.
March 3, 2009 10:44 PM | Reply | Permalink
Those aren't ugly. These are ugly:
http://www.shoeblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/typez1.jpg
March 3, 2009 9:52 PM | Reply | Permalink
LOL. Those rEAlly are ugly. Nevertheless, these outbid yours for pinnacle of ewugleh -
http://www.shoewawa.com/ugly-christian-lacroix-boots3.jpg
March 3, 2009 10:03 PM | Reply | Permalink
A yes, a worthy upping of the ante. Have I ever mentioned I'm just a teeny bit competitive?
http://foreveramber.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/11/06/irregular_choice.jpg
March 3, 2009 10:10 PM | Reply | Permalink
LOL. ;)
http://www.yowazzup.com/blog/images/shoes-01_20070430.jpg
So am I. Just a teeeeeeeeeeeeeeensy bit. ;)
March 3, 2009 10:15 PM | Reply | Permalink
That's hilarious. No kidding, I was just about to tell you to fold, because I win. And then I was going to post the same link. Those are freaking scary.
March 3, 2009 10:19 PM | Reply | Permalink
LOL. Yeah, those really are ugly. ;)
And then these -- purse or a shoe?
March 3, 2009 10:31 PM | Reply | Permalink
we could hurl that one at Rush's summit too. :)
It might actually hid his huge head!
March 3, 2009 10:32 PM | Reply | Permalink
Perfect. We could load it down with a couple of books first.
March 3, 2009 10:34 PM | Reply | Permalink
Which books? Decameron? Hey, we should write fractured Decameron and load it on there and then hurl, no? ;)
March 3, 2009 10:37 PM | Reply | Permalink
The Feminine Mystique?
March 3, 2009 10:58 PM | Reply | Permalink
Yeah. Along with Fire with Fire, Second Sex and Cixous, Irigaray, Kristeva: The Jouissance of French Feminism.
and a few shoes, of course.
March 3, 2009 11:29 PM | Reply | Permalink
Nooo! Not the French feminists, OK? Worse than demeaning Louboutin....
March 4, 2009 7:31 AM | Reply | Permalink
Yes. You are so right!! My only excuse, it was late and I was really tired because it had been a very long day.
No, the French feminists should not be hurled at Rushbo. He would not understand them and it would be a total waste of good feminism. ww, I had no idea we liked the same feminists. :) Like, really!!! :) That makes me happy.
Thanks for participating in my Loathe Rushbo Celebrathon.
March 4, 2009 3:18 PM | Reply | Permalink
uh. Hid-E-
sorry. I'm tired. Been up since 6:00.
March 3, 2009 10:35 PM | Reply | Permalink
First Lesley Gore quote I think I've seen here.
Nicely done, DD.
March 3, 2009 11:01 PM | Reply | Permalink
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjvaqVAFuLI
March 3, 2009 10:13 PM | Reply | Permalink
Thanks for the viddie. ;)
Just for you ;)
March 3, 2009 10:33 PM | Reply | Permalink