Being Republican after Nov. 4
Okay, I get it. From now until Election Day, everyone on McCain's side is going to try to spook us with forboding images of Obama Nation, or as Pat Buchanan put it, "Obamaland." A land in which no one can have a gun. A land that will see the rise of the Culture of Death, part of which will involve fertile females who will repeatedly impregnate themselves, just for the pleasure of aborting fetus after innocent fetus. A land with a presidential cabinet of black preachers, basketball players and R&B singers. All our artists will embrace socialist realism and urine-wet Christs. Our national anthem will be Lionel Ritchie's Smokey Robinson's "Quiet Storm." We'll give all of our income to the government--every penny. When three Democrats gather, they will become a "troika." Republicans are going to try to scare Americans McCainward with this kind of crap up until November 4.
But what are they going to do after that?
Surely this undignified, ridiculous drivel can't sustain the right during their underdog-days to come. Can it?





After the election there will be an epic, and highly entertaining, battle amongst the whacko so called "social conservatives", and the "country club" and libertarian republicans for control of the party.
The battle has already begun.
October 29, 2008 4:49 PM | Reply | Permalink
I hope the social conservatives get run out of D.C. That's my wish for the 20-teens.
Go back to Branson! ;^)
(No offense, Bransonians.)
October 29, 2008 5:31 PM | Reply | Permalink
Wasn't "Quiet Storm" Smokey Robinson?
That aside, I expect the right wing to become ever more strident and far more inclined to outright lies and screaming, over-the-top nonsense than they ever were during the Clinton administration. A coming tragedy, to be sure.
The very idea of a black president has to be driving these people slowly out of their minds.
As a lesson that most if not all of them will ignore, I offer once again these words (followed by my own thoughts), penned (more likely typed) by the late, great Mike Royko on the occasion of the election of Harold Washington as mayor of Chicago:
Miss ya, Mike.
So now, to those very few Republicans who have bothered to read this: Relax. America will survive, and very likely thrive. No one, including Barack Obama, would ever seek the presidency without a deep love for this country.
In trying to damage the soon-to-be-elected Barack Obama, you are trying to damage America itself. Stop, just for one moment, and think. Think on this: You claim you love America. Yet you would rather rip this society* apart than see someone you dislike at the head of the table. You would destroy something you claim to love - and for what?
And it's not like you haven't tried enough already, even as part of the presidency you claim to admire, the disaster on legs of George W. Bush.
What is it with you Republicans?
Have you no sense, not of decency, for that you clearly do not. Rather, have you no sense whatsoever? Do you not see that in pursuing your divisive, destructive agenda, you wreak deep and long-lasting damage on that very nation you claim so loudly to love?
Give thanks, Republicans, that this is in fact, and will remain, America. In the societies you seem to so admire, the theocracies and authoritarian dictatorships scattered around too much of the world, when you're on the outs, as you soon will be, you'd be looking at prison or worse. By comparison, your concerns are infinitesimal.
We will have a nation indistinguishable in many ways from the one we see today. In the ways it does differ, you may even like it.
Show some good sense for one moment out of your benighted lives and become Americans again, rather than simply Republicans.
* I use the term "society" occasionally here as a deliberate choice. We do not live in an economy, we do not live in a nation, we live in a society. Understand the implications of that and you may feel your eyes opening a bit.
October 29, 2008 5:24 PM | Reply | Permalink
Smokey Robinson. Of course. My bad.
The crazy right-wing circus of the nineties embarrassed me as a fellow human being. I know it's improbable, but I hope the Republicans can manage to show some manners in the coming years.
October 29, 2008 5:28 PM | Reply | Permalink
Don't worry. I'm sure the republicans will show the same manners you just showed with your post describing them.
October 29, 2008 7:29 PM | Reply | Permalink
I wish I were exaggerating.
October 29, 2008 7:41 PM | Reply | Permalink
"We do not live in an economy, we do not live in a nation, we live in a society."
Bravo, OG. Thanks for stirring the blood so positively.
October 29, 2008 7:50 PM | Reply | Permalink