You can't reach the "18 million cracks in the glass ceiling" from John McCain' basement.

"State media gave Zimbabweans a hint of how President Robert Mugabe's embattled party might wage its campaign for a presidential runoff ....

"Mugabe's Deputy Information Minister Bright Matonga said the 84-year-old leader was ready for a runoff. The opposition claims it won the presidential race outright, and official results show it won the most parliament seats.

" 'President Mugabe is going to fight. He is not going anywhere. He has not lost," Matonga told the British Broadcasting Corp. 'We are going to go hard and fight and get the majority required. ' "

In related news, Hillary Clinton called President Mugabe Thursday morning at 3:00 a.m. ant told him to "hang tough". I know a lot of people are telling you to step aside," said Mrs. Clinton, "but don’t you do it. You have more experience than all your opponents combined!"

Ralph Nader's announcement today on Meet the Press should be welcome news for John McCain.  Now McCain is no longer the oldest candidate running.  Nor is he the most intellectualy dishonest and morally bankrupt.