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Today's Joke Lieberman
What do Roland Hedley, Martin Eisenstadt, Stephen Colbert & Joe Lieberman have in common? All will pretend to be conservative for the right price.
-WKW
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Q: How many Joe Liebermans does it take to screw the Democrats out of health care reform?
A: It takes only one scum-sucking elected member of the Conneticut-for-Joe-Lieberman Party.
Q: Why did Joe Lieberman cross the road?
A: To screw the Democrats that nominated him for Vice-President and let him retain his committee chairmanships when he became an Independant.
Q: Why did Joe Lieberman close his eyes when he threw his clock (and his scruples) out the window?
A: He didn't want to see his time in office expire.
Wow, I hate Lieberman so much, I can't even make up a funny joke about him.
November 3, 2009 5:45 PM | Reply | Permalink
How many Liebermans does it take to screw in a light bulb? 11 -- one to screw in the bulb and 10 to hold the mirrors.
November 3, 2009 10:07 PM | Reply | Permalink
Joe Lieberman walks into a bar and asks, "What is everyone drinking today?"
The Bartender says, "We have a 100 local microbrews on tap each created by an artisan, masters of their craft."
Joe replies, "I want them all to have a Budweiser, because it's the King of Beers, and I'm buying!"
{Pulls out Budweiser Corporate Credit Card}
{Patrons watch dumbfounded as Lieberman spills each of their beers onto the floor.}
November 4, 2009 12:18 PM | Reply | Permalink
Q. If Joe Lieberman and Chris Dodd were together in a sinking rowboat in Long Island Sound, who would be saved?
A. The people of Connecticut.
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Q. Why did Joe Lieberman cross the road?
A. To invade Iran. (It was on the other side.)
A. He just went to the middle - he is too much of a centrist to stay on one side of the road. Just don't tell him about the 18-wheeler coming around the corner.
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Q. What do the initials "CFL" (Joe's party) really stand for?
A. "Congress For Life"
A. "Can't Forgive Liberals"
A. "Cash For Legislation"
November 4, 2009 2:00 PM | Reply | Permalink
As Joe Lieberman was crossing the road, what did he say to the person who was lying on the ground in agony in front of him?
"Get out of the way!"
November 4, 2009 2:04 PM | Reply | Permalink