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Sarah Palin calls boy, 5, an "arrogant bed-wetter" on her Facebook page


HOLLYWOOD - Ex-Governor of Alaska Sarah Palin took to her Facebook page again today, this time to refute allegations made by 5-year-old Timmy Johnson of Tupelo, Miss., who had made harsh comments about Palin yesterday.

"Timmy Johnson is an embarrassment to 5-year-olds everywhere," wrote Palin. "He is an ignorant, selfish attention whore."

The attack by Palin came after Johnson made remarks about Palin during a pre-school class.

"She's scary," Johnson reportedly said. "I don't like her."

Word quickly got to Palin about the boy's remark, and she wasted no time in responding.

"If there's anyone more in need of a timeout than Timmy Johnson, I can't think of them," said Palin. "The little bed wetter needs to mind his own business."

The attack on young Johnson is the latest attack on young boys by Palin. Earlier this week, she lashed out at teenager Levi Johnston - the father of her grandchild.

"Those who would sell their body for money reflect a desperate need for attention and are likely to say and do anything for even more attention," said Palin, a former beauty contest contestant.

While conservatives cheered Palin's aggressiveness in attacking anyone who would go against her ("I am so in love with her," said Weekly Standard Editor William Kristol), others have complained that Palin is beginning to show a callous and vindictive side.

"I have no idea what's going on here," said Gloria Johnson, mother of Timmy. "But the bed wetting remark was out of bounds. Timmy is very sensitive about that."

In other news, Palin announced that she will soon be quitting Facebook.

"The best way for me to help social media is to be outside of social media," said Palin, who then apparently became distracted and just started spouting her normal talking points. "Like a salmon swims socialist polar bears riding snow mobiles oil and Patriots You betcha Trig. America!!

-WKW

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Yes. Mrs. Palin you would be the expert at being desperate for attention.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HnT9W0ONycc

I wonder what boris and vlad will see through their telescope now that you've started your 'pie spy' business?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XR9V_aOCga0

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When I was a teen aged football star, I shanked moron cheerleaders very similar to Palin, at will. That was almost 50 years ago. Most of them were dumber than a brick. What happened to evolution?

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Chuck, chuck, chuck, whatever happened to evolution?

That is why you were supposed to use birth control.


Sorry, I couldn't help myself.

M. Paul

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This is snark...right?

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Mr Wolfrum.... you've made my FB page again, thanks for the laughs... Plus I've directed some Salonista's here... Great Satire!

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You're awesome, TM :) Thank you so much.

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