Are you a patriotic militia memberthat's fighting Barack Obama's illegal communist regime that's forcing the U.S. into a tyrannical New World Order that will enslave us all? Are you in a band?

If you answered "yes" to those questions, then we want you to "Get Rocked!" in the Third Annual "Militia Members Get Rocked Music contest!" Why join? With a grand prize of $50,000 and a record deal from Fox News Music, you and your band will be on your way to greatness!

But there's more! The "Militia Members Get Rocked" music contest is looking for all patriotic militia members that sing, write songs or even just enjoy music. This is the contest for everyone who believes only a full overthrow of the U.S. government will get things back to the way our Founders intended! And prizes will range from recording gear and equipment to hundreds of cash prizes!

Why are we doing it? Because we know patriotic, god-fearing Militia Members love their music and have the chance to break through. Edgy lyrics and chaotic beats are the wave of the future, and we want to catch that wave with you. Mostly though, we firmly believe that armed militias in the U.S. don't get the attention they deserve. We know there's a lotof you out there and we want you to Get Rocked!

Entering is easy. Just send a letter to contest headquarters, including a tape of your band, why you love music and telling us what you've done personally to overthrow the nation. The crazier the better! Just make sure to sign the letter. Send it to:

Militia Members Get Rocked! Music contest
J. Edgar Hoover Building
935 Pennsylvania Avenue,
NW Washington, D.C. 20535-0001

Patriots, this is your chance. We know you aren't all about trying to cause racial wars and violent overthrow of the government with your well-armed militia. You are also about the music. So enter the contest and Get Rocked!

--WKW