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Introducing "Blogger Hero®" The first game for the competitive blogger


Do you love Blogging? Are you a Hero? Well then, Blogger Hero® is the game for you!

You see, with Blogger Hero®, you get the chance to emulate your favorite bloggers. And with each blogger you emulate, you unlock a new blogger!

And when we say bloggers, we mean it. You'll have the chance to perform as a wide variety of bloggers from all over the spectrum. Of course, we wouldn't promote this game if we weren't proud of it, so here's a quick game-play simulation:

Blogger Hero® Round 1


Grab your keyboard ...

... Blog as "Atrios"

Player: "Discourse is so stupid in this country. SUPERTRAIN!"

Win! 100-point bonus. Unlock new blogger "Instapundit"

... Blog as "Instapundit"

Player: "I'm linking to this piece by Don Surber. Maybe I don't fully agree with his plans for herding up liberals and enslaving them, I'm just linking to it and writing 'Indeed.'"

Win! 200-point bonus. Unlock new blogger "John Aravosis"

... Blog as "John Aravosis"

Player: "I swear to God, one of these days I'm going to out every last closeted Republican out there."

Win! 300-point bonus. Unlock new blogger "Arianna Huffington"

... Blog as "Arianna Huffington"

Player: Did you know that immunizations cause autism? Jim Carrey told me. I think if we all just aligned our chakras and drank H2Om water, the economy would improve."

Win! 300-point bonus. Unlock new blogger "Joe Klein"

... Blog as "Joe Klein"

Player: "The eavesdropping program under Bush was a stunning success, even though I don't know what it was or what it does. Also, Glenn Greenwald is a dick."

Win! 400-point bonus. Unlock new blogger "Ana Marie Cox"

... Blog as "Ana Marie Cox"

Player: "I met Christina Ricci!"

Win! 500-point bonus. Unlock new blogger "dickday"

... Blog as "dickday"

Player: "There once was a fellow McSweeny
Who spilled some gin on his weenie
Just to be couth he added vermouth
Then slipped his girlfriend a martini."

The World is going to Hell in a hand basket - Confucius"

Win! 600-point bonus. Unlock new blogger "William K. Wolfrum"

... Blog as "William K. Wolfrum"

Player: "Hey, you know, c'mon, I wrote that Hitler got accused of being 'the New Obama.' Do you, like, get that - I'm friggin' brilliant, right? - alrighty then."

Win! 700-point bonus. Unlock new blogger "Michelle Malkin"

... Blog as "Michelle Malkin"

Player: "The internment of Japanese-Americans during World War II was just plain wrong."

Lose! Play again!

Blogger Hero® is made for players 4-and-older and promises endless fun for the whole family. Try and get to the very top of the heap so that you can win the magical "Matt Drudge Award for Excellence in Blogging!"

So remember, you're a hero! And you're a blogger! Why not be a Blogger Hero®!!!

-WKW


Thanks to Angelos for the Graphic.


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Unlock new blogger "Andrew Sullivan"

Sarah Palin, Sarah Palin, How's by you? How's by you?

How's your daughter Bristol, Was she really pregnant, Or was it you?, Toodle-oo.

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Be specific. What pain?

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WKW

What no Josh!
Oh I get it, he must be in round two.

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... Blog as "Josh Marshall"

Player: "Another amazingly seminal moment took place in Congress as a semen truck exploded outside the offices of ..."

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I think you missed "orifices" for the win.

You know Josh wouldn't have missed a sitter like that.

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Ah, rats; I thought you had said, "ELIMINATE your favorite blogger," not "Emulate your favorite blogger"! That woulda been waaaay more fun!
The McSweeny limerick was priceless, and Ariana was so spot on it was hard to believe.
Your mind does work in strange and wondrous ways, Wolfrum.

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LOL yer killin me! Dick pass the vermouth, I made a mess here.


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Ok. As long as you got a couple olives.

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Shaken or stirred?

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Shaken, definitely shaken.

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Aw, come on, do some more! Clearthinker?

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Does this game come with a joystick? Does the joystick have big buttons labeled recommend, comment, and whine? Is it librul with lots of free flat belly girly ads? Does it have the nuklar option upgrade?

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Ya know, Wolfrum, you are definitely whacked. Funny as all heck but whacked, nonetheless.

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