34 million people attended a BBQ at my house on 9/12
MY HOUSE - In what many are claiming is a new record for human beings congregating in one place for barbecue, 34 million people showed up Saturday at the home of William K. Wolfrum for a pleasant evening of food and conversation.
"There were so many people you just couldn't count," said Wolfrum.
The estimated count of 34 million comes from a Tweet Wolfrum made moments before writing this blog post.
"9/12 was awesome.. 34 million people showed up at my house for a BBQ."
Many have come forward to question the number, including Wolfrum's sister-in-law, Laura Arantes.
"There were four of us. Total," said Arantes, who earlier stated that Wolfrum was an idiot who should never be believed. "Unless you count the dogs. Then there was eight."
Still, Wolfrum has steadfastly clung to the 34 million number.
"It's not like I just pulled this number out of my rear," said Wolfrum. "It was on Twitter. That really should be enough."
-WKW
Crossposted at William K. Wolfrum Chronicles
I hate to seem ungrateful, but the parking really sucked.
September 14, 2009 3:32 PM | Reply | Permalink
JESUS H. CHRIST (blesses himself)
The most I could get to visit my efficiency apartment for my annual prayer breakfast this morning was 16,783--well if you count the mail man. He was only delivering a package but he did munch on some Chinese noodles.
September 14, 2009 4:03 PM | Reply | Permalink
That postman was there delivering my Zappos order but in the midst of coffee I left my Louboutins there, send em on to me Dick!
September 15, 2009 11:26 AM | Reply | Permalink
You think that was a crowd? One hundred seventeen million people joined me for a walk in the park.
I usually prefer it a bit less crowded...
September 14, 2009 4:05 PM | Reply | Permalink
And why wasn't *I* invited?
September 14, 2009 4:40 PM | Reply | Permalink
I heard on ABC that actually only 10 million made it.
F#@king Anti-Wolfrum MSM! We'll tweet them bastards out of a job.
September 14, 2009 5:33 PM | Reply | Permalink
Didn't get my invitation, damn socialists.
September 14, 2009 5:54 PM | Reply | Permalink
I was there. The food was great. Wolfrum let me try on his glasses too.
Waaaay cool.
Thanks, friend! Don't let the haters get you down!
September 14, 2009 7:15 PM | Reply | Permalink
Are you calling Laura Arantes a liar?
September 15, 2009 12:56 AM | Reply | Permalink
Wow! 34 million. You're really popular. I need to know what you served cause I'm going to eat that every day from now of even if I hate the taste and it makes me sick.
September 14, 2009 11:19 PM | Reply | Permalink
This is outrageous. We should not be joining with the Repubs in overestimating our personal crowds like that. Modesty should be our primary characteristic - better to underestimate by half than to overestimate by 5%.
Believe it or not we actually were discussing this subject at my grandson's 4th birthday party yesterday. It was a huge party in a local river park, with only my grandson's closest friends and relatives attending. I counted 1000 around the picnic table before I got distracted by the discussion.
September 14, 2009 11:22 PM | Reply | Permalink
Your grandson is popular! I hope he did get tons of presents!!!
September 15, 2009 11:23 AM | Reply | Permalink
Sounds like fun. No more diapers and lots of running for the four year old.
No wonder people would celebrate.
September 15, 2009 2:42 PM | Reply | Permalink
Hey!!! I can't find my cell. By the way did you find a phone lying around Wolfrum?
You shouldn't exagerate like that. Couldn't have been a person over 20M there.
September 14, 2009 11:30 PM | Reply | Permalink
That's nothin'.
5 million people demonstrated their appreciation of Colorado life today. We expressed our support of life in Colorado by doing what we usually do... all 5 MILLION of us.
So there.
September 15, 2009 12:23 AM | Reply | Permalink
This just in! Matt Kibbe, president of FreedomWorks says his penis is 53" long!
September 15, 2009 10:27 AM | Reply | Permalink
I guess you would need that kind of length if your purpose in life is to f**k the American people.
September 15, 2009 10:41 AM | Reply | Permalink
ROTFLMAO!
September 15, 2009 11:27 AM | Reply | Permalink
The photo he circulated was of a really big cock. But somebody pointed out that it's actually a photo of John Holmes.
September 15, 2009 12:40 PM | Reply | Permalink
There are not nearly enough recommends for this hilarious blog. All you commenters are so damn funny!
Thanks!
September 15, 2009 4:32 PM | Reply | Permalink
I do wish my house and property were as large as yours and god do you have some friends! :) I don't want to mow your lawn that is for sure, but next time I expect a personal invitation!
September 15, 2009 11:19 AM | Reply | Permalink
Oh and your sister-in-law was probably paid off by Glenn Beck because your gathering had so many more attendees! LOL dude, your stuff is great.
September 15, 2009 11:20 AM | Reply | Permalink
No wonder you ran out of hot dogs so early.
September 15, 2009 11:49 AM | Reply | Permalink
The bathroom line was pretty unreal....so FYI, you might not want to step too far off the path behind the house.
September 15, 2009 1:00 PM | Reply | Permalink
And yet, I'm left to wonder, would Rep. Stark have been willing to go to there at least ;).
September 15, 2009 2:28 PM | Reply | Permalink
I heard that illegal immigrants were unloading the kegs resulting in 12 back injuries. Joe Wilson drove them to the border, dumped them off, and picked up another dozen. He asked if they were legal before he let them board that van because, that's the law, you know, and he's really sensitive about illegal immigrants. He's always championed the issue when it comes to illegal workers in South Carolina and how they have all these laws but nothing to enforce them. No double standard there!
September 15, 2009 1:19 PM | Reply | Permalink