A Riddle, A Parable, A Fable
Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, the Moderate Republican, the Courageous Democratic Senator, and the Right-Wing Republican Nutjob are playing seven-card stud. After the dealing is done, Santa Claus has a pair of aces and a pair of kings showing, the Easter Bunny has four hearts, the Moderate Republican has four clubs, the Courageous Democratic Senator has the queen jack ten nine of spades, and the Right-Wing Republican Nutjob has garbage.
Question - who wins the pot?
Answer - The Right-Wing Republican Nutjob of course. There's no such thing as Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, the Moderate Republican, or the Courageous Democratic Senator.
Moral - And for the same reason, the pot is zero.
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There is too an Easter Bunny! With a sauce Dijonaise there is nothing better on a Sunday in April!
June 21, 2009 5:21 PM | Reply | Permalink
HA!
=D
June 21, 2009 6:03 PM | Reply | Permalink
It's a LOT better then cheekun, huh?!?
June 22, 2009 3:22 PM | Reply | Permalink
Good one. Hahahahahaha
June 21, 2009 6:55 PM | Reply | Permalink
You sucked me in on that one. haha!!
June 22, 2009 8:59 AM | Reply | Permalink
Harry Reid says to Repug. Senator Jim DeMint:
"NO, GODDAMNIT!"
BWAHHHAHAHAHAHAHA, gotcha! APRIL FOOLS
June 22, 2009 10:27 AM | Reply | Permalink