Have you ever wondered if conservatives in this country have real innovative ideas anymore?

Well, they do! Right over there, not so far away, there are real conservatives having real ideas about what to do with real people and stuff!

As you can see, the BIG idea du jour is: "Should illegal aliens be turned into slaves?"

Yep, according to real conservatives, it's slavery, stupid.

Update: Oh no, how could I miss "Should you get more votes if you pay more taxes?" "Capitalism, a love story," indeed.