W's Note to Obama
Per Eric Kleefeld's story on the TPMDC page, Bush left a note for Obama in the Oval Office (cleverly addressed "To #44, From #43"). Reports that the note was written in crayon on SpongeBob stationery stained with PB&J cannot be substantiated. However, I have a contact in the administration who has revealed to me the contents of the note, reproduced below.
Dear Barracks,
A few points for U, don't tell anybody else -
1) I may have broke some stuff, sorry!
2) Key to dungin is over the mantle.
3) If you find any likker bottles, not mine.
4) Ask NSA about the Martians.
Have a awesome time! The big screen in the movie room is real cool, and you can watch TV on it 2!
W




