I confess, my dirty little secret is that I oft times enjoy Dowd's snarky little columns. Her cutting cleverness and insertion of metaphorical quips are second to none. However...

Today's offering only served to provide proof that she is also the champ of delivering drivel and sloppy musings. When this happens, I attribute it to either laziness, hangover and/or 'I have more important things to do' mentality. (The latter can also be applied to those who took the time to peruse today's tripe.)