Is There a Fourth Amendment?
Dear Mr. Marshall:
I am eight years old. Some of my little friends say that there is no Fourth Amendment to the Constitution. They have teased me horribly because I said that I believe in it.
I said, "There must be a Fourth Amendment, or else how could there be a Fifth Amendment?"
One of the boys (it was that nasty Georgie W.) said, "Dummy, what makes you think there is a Fifth Amendment?"
I kicked him in the nuts, which was very satisfying, but it got me sent to the principal's office. The principal (we call him Mr. O), used to teach constitutional law. He said that there was a Fourth Amendment, but that it hadn't meant anything in years. In fact, he said the Founding Fathers just meant it to be an ideal, like that phrase "all men are created equal" and wasn't really supposed to be taken literally.
After I got home, I asked my cranky Uncle Dick if there was a Fourth Amendment. Frankly, he was kind of a prick about it. He said, "Shut up, kid, or I'll send you to Guant, Guantan, I mean Cuba, and have them waterboard you."
When my papa got home, I asked him. He said, "If you see it on TPM, it's usually the truth. At least if you stick to the staff-written articles. The other stuff, you're on your own."
So, Mr. Marshall, please tell me the truth; is there a Fourth Amendment? Does it mean anything?
Sincerely,
Virginia C.









