Actually, I thought we had already showed those towel-heads that ours was the bigger God, when we were victorious in Iraq. But then we were became at risk of losing, (after being victorious). So we surged, and won, but victory is still unsure, and Obama wants to lose so he can win. Of course, he would win because we want him to, which would mean we want to lose. And if that's what we want, then we should.

But we forgot that the result would be the former losers thinking they had actually won, and that their God is bigger than ours. And electing Obama would surely make them think they had won, because Obama wants to lose.

Simple. We have to save God from the baby-killers, gays, terrorists, liberals, etc. It's a Holy Campaign! Elephant jihad!

Having disappointed the actual conservatives, and disgusted the intellectuals, all McCain has left is the wackos.