The Incredible Awesomness of Lamar Alexander's "Obama = Nixon & the Infamous Enemies List"
You are one amazing man. I cannot believe you caught us! I myself have an original copy of the Obama enemies list. As one of the latte sipping, Vespa/bicycle driving, helmet wearing, evolution believing, liberals (libruls) from the left coast, I most certainly conspire daily with the White House and every other liberal in the country on how to identify enemies of our government. Our outfits make us hard to spot though as we insisted on only the best, so as to blend in with Sarah Palin and Cindy McCain. So we have elected to wear a David Meister ensemble with comfortable but classy Etienne Aigner shoes.
Our meetings are fun, and if you adjust the antenna on your aluminum hat you will hear all of us planning turning American into a mecca; a socialist, communist, Marxist, illegal alien loving police state.
Toodles!
Mac
See, while Lamar is proudly wearing the tinfoil, he's neglected the ground cable.
Just an Upper Midwestern librul from the state that sent Al Franken to the Senate here, don'cha know?
October 22, 2009 11:44 AM | Reply | Permalink
Ahhh Minnesota, where the last names Anderson, Olson, and Johnson are like Smith everywhere else. Oh and there is a store called Ole's on every street corner. Lutefisk lovers unite!
Because if you can eat fish soaked in lye until it is jelled you are one tough mfer.
Hail to Odin!
October 22, 2009 11:53 AM | Reply | Permalink
I am a Chicagoan in self-imposed (and mistaken, as it turns out, though it's worked out OK) exile. You could not pay me enough to eat lutefisk.
October 22, 2009 11:55 AM | Reply | Permalink
It is hard to be in the same room as lutefisk...
Chicago, a mishmash of folks, lots of foundries and stuff like that right?
October 22, 2009 11:57 AM | Reply | Permalink
And great (non-lutefisk) food, and Wrigley Field. And the spectacular Lake Michigan lakeshore.
And, to be fair, absolutely horrendous traffic.
October 22, 2009 12:37 PM | Reply | Permalink
Pass the arugula and the balsamic vinaigrette.
October 22, 2009 1:57 PM | Reply | Permalink
Oh let's not make this so complicated.
You're from Tennessee aren't you Lamar?
Let's keep it simple like...
If'n yer not fer us, yer agin us
We don't really need to write it down
Let's jes keep it simple
Ya see what I'm sayin' Lamar?
I know you do.
October 22, 2009 3:31 PM | Reply | Permalink
Oops forgot the ;)
October 22, 2009 3:34 PM | Reply | Permalink
Good stuff....:)
October 22, 2009 3:37 PM | Reply | Permalink
Yumm, with expensive Riesling!
October 22, 2009 3:35 PM | Reply | Permalink
I despise Lamar and everything he stands for. What I had not known, or forgotten, was that the son of a bitch had been a Nixon adviser.
This man never voted for one measure to alleviate the pain of the 80% of Americans out there who have been clinging to survival---ever.
October 22, 2009 5:39 PM | Reply | Permalink
I hate him too. I also did not know he was a Nixon fanboy!
October 22, 2009 7:48 PM | Reply | Permalink
Well how about that...A hit list! My recommendations would cause me to be banned so I will be more docile. Who cares what those whores think? I would do everything in my power to caponize every red-necked SOB that even implied that his 5th cousin was a Republican! Politics is a blood sport...Best to be a winner. The winner controls trillions of dollars -- Why not dedicate a few billion to win? The Goose-Steppers are down. Prisoners are a pain in the ass. We must do what we must do. Trust a redneck and he'll shoot you in the back. Or, perhaps, rape your goat!
October 23, 2009 1:57 AM | Reply | Permalink