My caption for the John Boehner Photo
The caption I would use for the two-fingers-held-up John Boehner photo that Josh has posted at TPM:
"John, how many times have you been to the tanning salon this morning?"
(photo: wdcpix.com/lauren v. burke)
"John, how many times have you been to the tanning salon this morning?"
(photo: wdcpix.com/lauren v. burke)
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BRAVO!
Here's another:
John, you were in the bathroom for a pretty long time. What were you doing in there?
March 1, 2009 9:24 AM | Reply | Permalink
Funny... disgusting, but funny!
March 1, 2009 2:51 PM | Reply | Permalink
If nurses didn't have "poop" jokes we would never make it through a day! If we didn't have republicans, we wouldn't have "poop" jokes.
March 1, 2009 3:53 PM | Reply | Permalink
PS. I don't see a plain"TPM" page anymore; it's just TPMMuckraker, TPMDC, TPMTv, and TPMCAFE. Did TPMDC take its place?
March 1, 2009 9:27 AM | Reply | Permalink
TPM is just the red block with the letters in the upper left corner of your screen. Put your cursor over it. It's hot.
March 1, 2009 12:28 PM | Reply | Permalink
Gee! I coulda had a V8!!!!
Thanks! I feel silly!
March 1, 2009 3:12 PM | Reply | Permalink
How about...
"How many fingers an I holding up ???...Let me see..One ??....."
C
March 1, 2009 10:08 AM | Reply | Permalink
I am the Viceroy
the supreme representative of royal authority; an appointee resident within a viceroyalty and exercising royal power
www.gutenberg-e.org/hoj01/hoj11.html
March 1, 2009 12:42 PM | Reply | Permalink
"Make mine a double. Its been a long week." (as he drowns his sorrows)
March 1, 2009 1:17 PM | Reply | Permalink
Do we really need to see this man one more time?
March 1, 2009 1:21 PM | Reply | Permalink
BOEHNER: No, TheraP, two...
March 1, 2009 2:33 PM | Reply | Permalink
LOL!
March 1, 2009 4:04 PM | Reply | Permalink
John: "Is THIS how you do that 'live long and prosper' thingy?"
March 1, 2009 3:25 PM | Reply | Permalink
No. That sign is Vulcan Republican for "Live long or prosper. Take your pick." Vulcan Republicans were for the latter. That's why there aren't any of them any more.
March 1, 2009 7:57 PM | Reply | Permalink
"Republican party of two--that's us, is our table ready?
March 1, 2009 3:42 PM | Reply | Permalink
OK, this is my last submission:
"This is half of my reply to the DemoCRAT Party and all it stands for!"
March 1, 2009 3:56 PM | Reply | Permalink
... or double my reply :)
March 1, 2009 4:03 PM | Reply | Permalink
I realized it after I posted it, but realized how lame it was to admit it! Thanks! (It actually isn't as catchy as a double, is it? I guess I won't win the contest)
But thanks for the help. Appreciated!
March 1, 2009 5:31 PM | Reply | Permalink
My attempt:
"I only have this many but they're big ones."
March 1, 2009 4:56 PM | Reply | Permalink
ding ding ding ding! Another winner!
March 1, 2009 5:55 PM | Reply | Permalink
Harsh, but funny, amike!
March 1, 2009 5:59 PM | Reply | Permalink
"It's not 2 o'clock! It's Boehner-Time!"
March 1, 2009 7:45 PM | Reply | Permalink
My caption: "It may not be much but I'm the only one in the caucus who can do it and that's why they made me the leader."
March 1, 2009 8:00 PM | Reply | Permalink
"Pull both my fingers?"
March 1, 2009 8:15 PM | Reply | Permalink
Boehner declares stance in War on Poverty.
March 1, 2009 9:00 PM | Reply | Permalink
"Believe me, when you see this bunny wabbit projected as shadow puppet, whoa is it realistic! And with my Bugs Bunny voice... oh man is that some crazy, crazy stuff."
March 1, 2009 10:20 PM | Reply | Permalink
I think he's just full of it;
"Mrs. Pelosi, may I be excused to go to the bathroom..."
March 1, 2009 11:02 PM | Reply | Permalink