Caption for Rick Santorum Picture
Ok, here we go again. My caption for the ex-Senator (thank goodness!) Rick Santorum (I hope that's Rick Santorum) photo that Josh has posted at TPM:
"Senator Santorum, what exactly is your IQ, sir?"
"Senator Santorum, what exactly is your IQ, sir?"
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"Once you perch, make sure you twirl to the right".
Hmmmm...Perhaps I've been listening to college humor longer than is absolutely healthy.
March 3, 2009 7:15 AM | Reply | Permalink
What?
March 3, 2009 9:50 PM | Reply | Permalink
Una cerveza mas, por favor!!
March 3, 2009 9:20 AM | Reply | Permalink
Dated, but you might think they are humorous.
March 3, 2009 9:35 AM | Reply | Permalink
"Madmen, drummers, bummers,
Indians in the summer
with the teenage diplomat
In the dumps
with the mumps
as the adolescent pumps
his way into his hat.
I am blinded by the right....
March 3, 2009 11:10 AM | Reply | Permalink
What position did Sen. Santorum occupy on the 1998 list of the 10 Dumbest Members of Congress, known as Dim and Dimmer?
(Here is the picture looking for a caption.)
March 3, 2009 9:42 PM | Reply | Permalink
I actually talked to the guy on CSPANs Washington Journal back in 2002 or 2003. He showed up with a smudge of ash on his forehead, which made me a lil, er, ruffled. So I asked him, if he didn't think the founders would be uncomfortable with all the religious rhetoric that had lately been coming from our representatives, and before I could even finish, he told me "George Washington would be rolling in his grave to hear me say that."
I was so dumbfounded I couldn't even squawk.
Which brings me to my caption.
First off, if we don't install the Pope as C-i-C, George Washington will be rolling in his grave.
March 3, 2009 9:54 PM | Reply | Permalink
You win for best Santorum story. I have despised him and Ralph Reed since the 90s and personally believe, without a shred of evidence, that they are both gay. Buttsekks!!.
It's hard to imagine you so dumbfounded that you couldn't even squawk. Wot?
March 4, 2009 2:40 AM | Reply | Permalink
And also.
Yez.
March 4, 2009 7:59 AM | Reply | Permalink
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Uhhhhh . . .
Geez ... "Bugger, anyone?"
~OGD~
March 3, 2009 11:20 PM | Reply | Permalink
Good one! But cringe-making, too.
March 4, 2009 2:41 AM | Reply | Permalink
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Yes! I agree . . .
It is quite cringe-making.
And especially how one wishes to pronounce the word bugger.
Either way . . .
~OGD~
March 4, 2009 3:04 PM | Reply | Permalink