Witness the last throes of Republicanus Rexus.  Like many animals that live and wallow in filth, it was only a matter of time before a nasty virus mutated in the comingled muck.  Once started, the epidemic spread rapidly and got totally out of control, an easy task given the already compromised nature of these tortured individuals.  Whatever else you do, do not attempt to approach infected individuals.  The last thing you want is to catch what they've got......

Newt Gingrich (and the usual gang of thugs) are going ballistic over Sotomayor.   It's the usual racist baiting bullsquat, the only distinguishing feature being the sheer quantity and volume of the effluent being peddled.

Can we all agree the whole Sotomayor swiftboating exercise officially jumped the shark when Gordon Libby (ex-con, Watergate, Republican) made his appeal to menstruation? 

The Meme that Killed Them

We're not a bunch of racists like the Democrats, we're just a group of God-fearin' conservative homophobes (and torture enthusiast deniers) who know a woman's place is barefoot, pregnant and in the kitchen.  See you in 2010.

Dateline 2026, Politics Class, Middleton High School

Teacher: "Who can tell me the last time a Republican was elected for office in the United States?  Juan, Maria, Julio?  Don't be shy now.  Ok Ruiz, I see you waving your hand!  Tanisha, Mercedes and Latoya settle down and quit pulling on Damien's dreadlocks!"

Ruiz: "In 2010.  The party officially dissolved after the overwhelming Democratic victories in 2012, which was highlighted by the re-election of President Obama.  Every congressional and senate seat up for consideration in that election cycle went to the Democratic candidate.  My mom first showed me pictures of some of those extinct Republicans when I was about five or six years old, because I'd outgrown having nightmares by then.   They were some of the scariest looking thugs I've seen since Grand Theft Auto - Ghosts of Detroit came out in 2022, the year after Puerto Rico and Cuba were granted statehood."

Enjoy.