Jesus In Your Buttcrack
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Good thing this isn't Mohammed or we'd have WWIII on our hands.
March 16, 2009 5:17 PM | Reply | Permalink
I nominate this post as Best Headline of the day. Maybe best headline ever!
March 16, 2009 5:25 PM | Reply | Permalink
Maybe sitting on Jesus.
March 16, 2009 5:54 PM | Reply | Permalink
LOL! though I just can't bring myself to recommend a Jesus in your buttcrack. Just seems wrong... :0)
March 16, 2009 6:03 PM | Reply | Permalink
Oh thank god, I thought haggard was involved.
March 16, 2009 6:36 PM | Reply | Permalink
Shit.
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I'll Rec it.
March 16, 2009 7:33 PM | Reply | Permalink
Damn! I came here to find out how that happened -- and there's no explanation!
Just like every other "religion"!
March 16, 2009 9:37 PM | Reply | Permalink
I love the headline... and for some reason it morphed into a song sung to the tune of "She'll Be Comin' Round the Mountain..."
"I've got Jesus in my buttcrack, ain't that nice?
I've got Jesus in my buttcrack, say it twice.
I've got Jesus in my buttcrack.
I've got Jesus in my buttcrack.
I've got Jesus in my buttcrack, ain't that nice?"
Everybody sing!!!!
March 16, 2009 11:01 PM | Reply | Permalink
That is wonderful Jade, thank you for sending me off to bed laughing!
March 17, 2009 12:01 AM | Reply | Permalink
Encore! Encore!
March 17, 2009 4:24 PM | Reply | Permalink
:)
March 16, 2009 11:03 PM | Reply | Permalink
Oh Sheet! That's not Jesus! Looks like Archimedes to me!
March 17, 2009 12:16 AM | Reply | Permalink
Definitely looks more Jimmy Durante!
March 17, 2009 1:38 PM | Reply | Permalink
All Jesus was trying to say was that the guy that sat there needs to get a colonoscopy. I think the minister should be brought up on charges for violating some HIPAA regulation. Now the world knows he may have hemmorhoids that need to be removed.
March 17, 2009 2:15 PM | Reply | Permalink
I just finished watching Bill Maher's Religulous. It opens with toast popping out of the toaster with Bill Maher's imagine engraved on it. This comedy/documentary didn't garner a large box office but was nonetheless worth seeing.
March 17, 2009 3:21 PM | Reply | Permalink