I only wish I was being ironic.

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A 17 year old thug in Britain got stabbed to death trying to break into an occupied home.   His two accomplices, along with the homeowner, are in now in police custody.

From the article:

A spokesman for Nottinghamshire Police said the dead youth was expected to be formally identified later today.

More...The spokesman added: 'In an effort to establish the circumstances which led up to this death, we would ask anyone who was in and around Heathfield Road at 2pm on March 13 to cast their minds back to see if they can remember anyone acting suspiciously.' (emph. mine)

With the risk of sounding obvious, might I offer the Nottinghamshire Police this small hint:  The circumstances that surrounded this incident are obvious - the guy was defending his family from criminals.   He's an innocent homeowner, described by neighbors;  "'They are good people who live in that house..."    Another helpful hint:  The residents in the area have been the victims of repeated thuggery as noted by the 75 and 84 year old residents quoted in the article.

No jury in America would convict under such circumstances.  Perhaps you might think of releasing the homeowner ASAP?

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