I apologize to the faithful for my affront to the insanity of their religious beliefs, but I can't really get all excited about God supposedly sacrificing his only begotten son on our behalf.  Why not?   God can have as many sons as he wishes.  He's omnipotent.  He could have saved the first one if he had wanted to and he could create as many more as his heart desires. Forgive me if I lack the empathy towards God that such a show of 'devotion' supposedly inspires.  God can't really consider himself THAT lonely since we are all regarded as his children.

Is there a qualified Christian apologist who has rationalized an 'answer' to that conundrum?

Parents of the soldiers killed in Iraq don't have the requisite omnipotent powers to replace their missing loved ones.   Those are the people I really grieve for.

Enjoy.

Tick, tock.  Tick, tock.  How long until the fuse on the TORTURE OF TODDLER'S TESTICLES burns down and ignites a blast that blows the lid completely off the Bush administration torture regime?

I'm doing my part, having coined the phrase, as well as propagating as much as possible.  You may google the expression torture toddler testicles (without even using QUOTES around it!) to get an idea of the good work I've done on this subject.

Remember this.  Jesus loves the little children....all the children of the world...

That meme is MUCH deeper seated than any bogus Jack Bauer invented new-age nonsense.   Do your best to help spread the word.

Since this policy of torturing the testicles of toddlers is still THE LAW of the land (see, Yoo, John), which intrepid reporter will suggest using it against the individuals in the banking system (now being investigated by TERRORIST INVESTIGATION teams pulled off foreign duty)?

We might get to the bottom of the corruption in the banking industry a little sooner if we take the KIDS of the TERRORIST BANKERS and apply a little pressure to their dangling jiggly bits (while the parents are forced to watch).  Otherwise, the attack we fear most, may come in the form of a TOTAL meltdown and implosion of our ENTIRE SOCIETY.

Spare the kids and spoil the economy?  WWJD?

Enjoy.

I'm savvy enough to know that you folks over here at TPM measure miracles on a slightly different scale than most 'regular' people.  Most of you are so dam jaded from the past and ongoing holocaust of the current political administration that the only way you'll find your way back to grace is through the miracle of war crimes trials for people who, at a minimum, engaged in torturing the testicles of toddlers.   I totally understand that, and that's why I think God has me here now, just hours before the dawn of his favored golf day, blogging about the world's first online Christmas miracle in an attempt to reach out and spread the joyous news.

The digital PROOF of this MIRACLE (full explanation in accompanying description),  here at the electronic showcase of perpetual bandwidth.

Enjoy