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Those Crazy Fockers !!


Reading Thers over at Firedoglake  refer to the usual gang of criminals (rightwing bloggers) as 'fuckers' for their upbeat interpretation of the abusive treatment of the notorious Iraqi shoe bomber thrower, I was inspired to offer the following comment:

Great minds think alike.  I enjoy your enthusiasm in posting on this issue, yet personally try to refrain from the obligatory (and totally understandable) use of FUCKERS for purposes of mass communications, but I can't say I've NEVER been outraged or fatigued enough to have done so.

In any event, I thought the same thing about those FUCKERS when I first read the excerpt you cite.  It was from a day or two ago if memory serves, and I probably first became aware of it reading Andrew Sullivan, but at my advanced age, as James Taylor noted some years ago; "time has come and left it's traces, so I lose the names but I know the faces".

I may be wrong, but aren't these some of the same FUCKERS who gobbled up and propagated Bush's WMD lies faster than Jeff Gannon could suck the sweat off Larry Craig's balls?  Feel free to correct me when I'm wrong.  Links to the Free Republic won't suffice.

Are these the same FUCKERS that also put extraordinary sophist rhetoric to use in support of torture (mostly parroted from Rush, Sean, Faux, Bush, Cheney etc. ad naseum)?   Did I miss the memo where these FUCKERS decided they ought to rethink their support of torturing the testicles of little kids, or are they still "On with John!" (Yoo)?

Now back to the original subject (Great minds think alike).  Ready for some more sweet serendipity?  Here's a post I did over at TPM the other day.
The title is "Opportunistic Moral Relativism".  The subject is racism, but the main character is, as one has come to expect, a top level Republican.

The more I think about it, the more I'm willing to overlook your colorful and carnal use of colloquial curse words, so long as I still get to refer to the FUCKERS as enthusiast supporters of the torture of children's testicles.  Maybe Pastor Warren will explain it as necessary to torture the testicles of children because doing otherwise 'might jeopordize the integrity of the unborn'.  Did God not mention his stand on the torture of children's testicles?  Was he so preoccupied with condemning the homosexuals and seafood eaters that he overlooked the obvious? God gave us all noses, ears and and asses, never actually directing us on what their functions were to be used for.  He must have known we were smart enough to figure out our heads from our asses.  Too bad he didn't have the forethought to forcefully and vehemently comment against the torture of toddler testicles.  I thought that issue, (along with the Magna Carta), had been settled long, long ago.

I see a huge opportunity for Condi Rice after this administration, applying the same type of opportunistic moral relativism (OMR?) as we both see expressed in so many ways and in so many FUCKERS.  Here's my suggestion to her and my observations on same over the last few years......

She prayed daily along with the rest of the 'God fearing" Bush White house.  I'm not near as curious about Rove's missing emails as I am on who phoned in on God's daily conference calls after the homo bashing Pastor Ted got caught snorting meth off the foreskin of his male prostitute,   I want to see her notes from God's Daily Briefings (GDB's).  Surely she was keeping tabs?  She must have learned something from missing that big HEADLINE on the PDB shortly before 9-11?  Any normal person would start paying closer attention after such an ordeal.  She can start her new legacy now.  The FUCKERS could all contribute some wingnut welfare and she could open a think tank.  It could be named the "Center Heading Research in Support of Torturing Toddler's Testicles" aka CHRISTTT,  which will of course be more informally referred to as the CHRIST CENTER for purposes of public consumption.  That's just how those FUCKERS roll.

DISCLAIMER:

My early public concerns over the issue of torture are a matter of public record, and my commitment to documenting the torturers and their associates will someday be enshrined at AMERICANTORTUREMUSEUM.COM, a parked domain I bought some time ago for that eventual purpose.

Enjoy.

The Santa Claus Delusion


There are a lot of religious folks upset with Richard Dawkins for his book "The God Delusion".  I'm sure it's caused a big boom in the apologetic's business, as well as with people like Bill O'Reilly who make their living tilting at windmills.  O'Reilly is obviously trying to create a cause around his 'War on Christmas" theme.  If the godless liberals were really effective at killing Christmas, I might still be a Christian today!

Conceived in the back of a '57 Chevy, I was, like many in my era, recast into an entirely new socioeconomic group, the firstborn son of a newly divorced single mother.  Ozzie and Harriet were dead before I even made it to age three.

The economic realities (hard) of my life growing up in Omaha, almost literally ON THE TRACKS (of the Union Pacific Railroad) made the illusion of Santa hard to support.  I'm sure my mother felt bad when I confronted her on the subject.  She had to admit that Santa was just as fake as the monsters on TV (The Outer Limits) she let me watch while constantly reminding my young psyche that "that's just make believe".

My skepticism of religion grew directly out of my disappointment with The Santa Claus Delusion, but I suspect that the Great Santa Scandal seriously influenced my ability to be taken in by similar scams, no matter how great the public participation in them seemed to be, a trait which seemingly gave me early omnipotent powers at deciphering many grand lies.  I was calling Bush a liar over WMD's even before Bill Mahr and The Dixie Chicks, who jumped on board much earlier than most.

In any event, my well placed early skepticism of Santa also carried over into my participation in Church related activities.  I remember thinking to myself, "Do all these people really believe this nonsense, or are they faking it (like Santa) for the benefit of us kids?"  This early brush with cynicism grew, and by the fourth grade I had the ability to express my thoughts coherently and my skepticism really began to gel, I had all kinds of trouble at the Presbyterian Church where my parents dropped me off for kids Bible study.

My competent scholarship on the Bible was as apparent to my teachers as was my blasphemy,  Perhaps sensing that ex-communication of a pre-teen member might not play well with the community, they took a different approach, and I received my personalized zippered New Testament Bible along with the rest of my 'graduating' class.

Although I can never be certain, my mother was convinced that the personalized (they pre-wrote our names in INK on the OWNED BY line inside the covers), zippered Bible I received at bible school 'graduation' was intentionally misspelled TOMOUTHY.  It was hard to argue otherwise since the very Bible they were conferring on me has a couple chapters with MY NAME ON THEM.

Enjoy.

Tortured Consciouses vrs The Torturers


Personal resentment directed towards President Bush in regards to his illegal war in Iraq has recently received it's highest form of public expression to date is an act of shoe throwing by a  heavily screened Iraqi journalist. 

I worry how long before some mentally afflicted or morally outraged ex-Marine decides to get in on the act?

Enjoy.

Wasilla Burning


If I were the insurer, there's no way I'd pay a million dollars for a cinderblock and sheet metal building no matter what facade was on it.   Perhaps Sarah's campaign clothing was hidden stored there,  and that's the reason for the million dollar pricetag?

Due to the suspicious nature of the fire, police are searching for perpetrators.  Blagojevich apparently has an alibi on this one, but the rest of the DNC is still under investigation.

Hint to Alaska's finest:  You might start with the church's youth group:

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"Make 'em wonder what you got"

Enjoy.

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