With the dawn of each new day I ravenously, voraciously and unashamedly look forward to watching Obama mindfuck republicans into subisssion. With each word and phrase I just love to watch the subtle humiliation drip, drip, drip onto the sweating brow of wingers far and wide. In living memory I cannot recall having observed such a level of self destruction having been inflicted by just one person. To watch him insert his wondrous tool into their brains of mush and observe the meltdown informs me there is indeed justice in this upside down world. Dispatched swiftly, mercilessly and darkly upon the foe. To watch the fat pig of eib swoon in the delightful torture is without equal. To see the foxy denizens pursue only to be eluded time and again is a treat beyond compare.

To be sure, never in my lifetime have we had an orator of this skill and refinement in our midst. No other practitioner of oratory is in the same league. To have such a weapon in our arsenal and to see it so skilfully deployed is a once in a lifetime occurrence. I'm not one to spend money on entertainment but I am thinking, though the cost is steep, those not watching the show are missing a superb performance.