Republican National Committee and International Ombudsman Institute to Merge
Update: Feb 3, 2009 5:07 PM
International Ombudsman Institute and the Republican National Committee merger called off.
Citing philosophical differences and an inability to decide which group's name would get first billing, the IOI and RNC have ceased negotiations to combine operations.
Michael Steele, newly elected head of the RNC said, "We thought they were the International Bombudsmen Institute, a perfect fit for us. When we found out they were actually an organization who stands up for the little people, we fired our people who wanted this merger. We want a new face for the Republican party, but we are talking strictly cosmetic."
Bill Angrick, president of the IOI said, "We were excited because we thought the RNC wanted to transform the party and give working and middle class Americans a voice. When we were trying to come up with a catchy new name for the merged organizations' sign, they [the RNC] insisted on top billing. When one of our staffers suggested that we alternate the letters in our acronyms and she came up with I R O N I C, we decided it was a sign all right, and ceased negotiations."
International Ombudsman Institute and the Republican National Committee merger called off.
Citing philosophical differences and an inability to decide which group's name would get first billing, the IOI and RNC have ceased negotiations to combine operations.
Michael Steele, newly elected head of the RNC said, "We thought they were the International Bombudsmen Institute, a perfect fit for us. When we found out they were actually an organization who stands up for the little people, we fired our people who wanted this merger. We want a new face for the Republican party, but we are talking strictly cosmetic."
Bill Angrick, president of the IOI said, "We were excited because we thought the RNC wanted to transform the party and give working and middle class Americans a voice. When we were trying to come up with a catchy new name for the merged organizations' sign, they [the RNC] insisted on top billing. When one of our staffers suggested that we alternate the letters in our acronyms and she came up with I R O N I C, we decided it was a sign all right, and ceased negotiations."
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Bali, good post, but remember the mantra of the RNC:
All corporations are equal, that they are endowed by their creator with certain inalienable rights that among these are low taxes, low wages and the right to eat employees when they become fat enough.
February 3, 2009 6:51 PM | Reply | Permalink