On the heels of Bill Clinton's successful closing of the deal that released two American  journalists from a 12-year prison sentence, it has been revealed that Kim Jong Il and Ahmadinejad have struck an unusual merchandising deal with MEMBERS ONLY sportswear.

Through an interpreter, Kim said, "Dictators need sporty clothes, too." Ahmadinejad nodded vigorously, and added, "When I wear MEMBERS ONLY, I blend in better when I grab a chicken shawarma at Aladdin's falafel stand in Astoria."

The new despot clothing line will feature drab windbreakers and cargo pants in sizes 26 short through 36 regular.