Rodrigue Studio

Vieux Carre, LA -- A sorry group of professional ne'er-do-wells who describe themselves as the "Blue Dog Barflies" filed an injunction in United States District Court this afternoon, barring the so-called Blue Dog Democrats from using that term to describe themselves.

According to Tricksie Finecun, unofficial spokesperson for the ragtag group of "rode hard and put up wet" guys and gals, "These pols disgust me. I liked it better when they were yeller."