EX-GOVERNORS BUY A HUNTIN' LODGE
Imagine the fun a bunch of ex-governors could have together, hunting, fishing,
and shooting the breeze.
--Take moose skinning lessons from Palin.
--Wrestling training from Ventura.
--Hair styling from Blago. Big bangs are always youthful!
--Love letter writing from Sanford. Also, shagging lessons from Sanford.
--Negotiating package deals with escorts from Spitzer.
--DIY home repair from Rowland.
--Personal finance from Symington.
Did I miss anyone?
and shooting the breeze.
--Take moose skinning lessons from Palin.
--Wrestling training from Ventura.
--Hair styling from Blago. Big bangs are always youthful!
--Love letter writing from Sanford. Also, shagging lessons from Sanford.
--Negotiating package deals with escorts from Spitzer.
--DIY home repair from Rowland.
--Personal finance from Symington.
Did I miss anyone?
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Well, he's not an ex-governor, but Honorable Mention should be considered for Todd Palin.
He built that house, the materials for which they obtained through criminal conspiracy, through the input of "a few buddies" he dissembled. No newspaper ever questioned it.
--Bamboozling the Press from Todd Palin.
July 4, 2009 3:34 PM | Reply | Permalink
I think the former First Dude could hold mid-morning sessions on bamboozling.
I get the feeling that the ex-guvs will skip a lot of the continuing ed and stand belly up to the moosehead bar.
July 4, 2009 4:37 PM | Reply | Permalink