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Week of July 19, 2009 - July 25, 2009

TPM Spammers Vote to Unionize


About 60 percent of TPM's spammers support unionization, according to Pew Research Center polling,  the results of which were released this afternoon after a successful strike against the popular kvetching site, TPMCafe. The vote, however, did not sway the site's unofficial Cassandra, who having attended a second tier state college that enrolled smart girls and slacker boys, was woefully unschooled in the classics and misunderstood the allusion.

SWEETMOLLY THROWS IN THE TOWEL


I predicted this hours ago that TPMCafe would be brought to its knees by 12 Noon. Sorry. I can't keep reporting spammers. Have a great weekend.

REPUGS HIRE SPAMMERS TO CLOG TPM


In a clever move on a slow news day, Repug leadership hired several crafty college students with a knack for making up Russian sounding names to clog TPMCafe. It is predicted that by noontime on Friday, July 24th, that TPM will be 100% spam. No transfat, but 100% reconstituted gristle.

Finish This Joke...


A mayor, a rabbi and an organ donation coordinator walk into a bar....

Miss Pelosi Regrets


Miss Pelosi regrets, she's unable to vote today, madam,

Miss Pelosi regrets, she's unable to vote today.

She is sorry to be delayed,

but last evening down on Capitol Hill, she strayed, madam,

Miss Pelosi regrets, she's unable to lunch today.

When she woke up and found that her dream of power was gone, madam,

She ran to the man who had led her so far astray,

And from under her velvet pantsuit,

She drew a BlackBerry and shot the plan down, madam,

Miss Pelosi regrets, she's unable to vote today.




Bette Midler - Miss Otis Regrets

Obama to DeMint: It's Not Me, It's You


"It's typical. ... Somehow people think this is about me. This is all about politics. ... All I can say is, this is absolutely important to me, but this is not as important to me as it is to the people who don't have health care. I've got health care."


C Street Shuffle


[apologies to Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band;
thanks for making me feel young when I hear this song]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HaP1L8fI6yQ

Sparks fly on C Street when the boy prophets
walk it handsome and hot

All them Potomac Point girls' souls grow weak when the
man-child gives them a double shot

Them prayer boys pull out all the stops on a Friday night
The Ivanwald Boys in pressed khakis do the C Street dance
and everything's all right

Well the kids down there are either preaching or hooked up in a wrestle
Dressed in patched-pocket sweaters packed with Salt Lake City muscle
They're doin' the C Street Shuffle

Potomac Point Angel steps the shuffle like she ain't got no brains
She's death in genuflection down on Lover's Lane
She drives all them prayer boys insane
Potomac Point Angel says, "Oh, oh, everybody form a line
Oh, oh, everybody form a line"

As them sweet summer prayers turn into summer dreams
Potomac Point Angel picks up Ivanwald Boy and he picks up his bible
And they move on out down to the scene

FORTNIGHTLY PUKE


It started when I looked too quickly at the title of someone's post.
Instead of "seeing" WEEKLY PULSE, my mind thought "WEEKLY PUKE."

So here we go, a chance for you to reveal the top two or three
things that happened this week or last that made you feel sick.

Here are mine:

1) Legislators of all parties should be ashamed of their reactions to health care
reform. And until they learn to act quickly and  be part of the solution, their
health benefits should be canceled, effective immediately. Deadlines work.

2) Larry King lost control of Liz Cheney during an interview with Liz Cheney
 and James Carville. Doesn't Larry know how to cut her mic or activate the
ejector seat? Even Carville looked flummoxed and couldn't get a word in edgewise.

3) My investments went on another wild ride; plus or minus, they are still not good,
not good at all. I guess I will be working until 2033, after all.

What makes you puke?

Vanity Fair Exclusive: Mark Sanford's Proust Questionnaire


Mark Sanford, governor of South Carolina, has made a name for himself
by sleeping on the cheap in his congressional office, bargaining with
President Obama to use stimulus funding to pay down South Carolina's debt,
and "going out of pocket," by eluding state law enforcement officers, his
boy-king lieutenant governor and harpie wife to reconnoiter with an exotic
but  impressionable paramour. Although the governor's modest weekly allowance
doesn't permit the purchase of shiny magazines such as Vanity Fair, the
humbled civil servant agreed to answer our Proust Questionnaire. It is not
clear if he fully understood who Proust was, but that's a testament to the
quality of education in his home state. He did mention Juliet Prowse's lean
and tanned legs, though, before the interview started. Nobody corrected his
pronunciation. What's the point; Sanford is so last century.

What is your current state of mind?
Jazzed, humbled, pensive.

What is your greatest extravagance?
Boots from Half Moon Outfitters, but I returned  them.

What is your greatest fear?
A shiny Calphalon pan that hangs like a scimitar over my futon foldout.

What is the trait you most deplore in others?
Doubting a Christian man's sincerity. No, wait, "Southern man better keep your head. Don't forget what your good book said."
I hate how Southerners, especially men, are underestimated in Washington. Southern women being underestimated, by gum, I don't care about that. Never have.

What do you consider the most overrated virtue?
Scruples.

If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
Wingin' it in front of the cameras, or the marital unit. Ya know, Jenny.

What is the quality you most like in a man?
Quiet incompetence.

What is the quality you most like in a woman?

Curvy hips.

Which words or phrases do you most overuse?
"I won't begin in any particular spot."

Which talent would you most like to have?

To play poker without crying.

What or who is the greatest love of your life?
Chisolm, a Boykin Spaniel I had growin' up. Lordy, I loved that dawg.

Where would you like to live?
I'm fixin' to spend sometime up at Mepkin Abbey but they have such strict rules,
even worse than C Street.

What is your favorite occupation?
Might could be a soccer coach someday, after politics I mean.

What is your most treasured possession?
My granddad's pocketwatch. Meant everything to me when he gave it to me. Still does.

Who are your favorite writers?
I like Jack Canfield's Chicken Soup for the Soul series, and anything by Robert Fulghum.
And those inspirational posters they sell in the inflight magazines.

Who is your favorite hero of fiction?

I'm drawing a blank. I hate when that happens, especially with a big city magazine editor. Shoot, how about Scout in To Kill a Mockingbird. I don't know why. I don't read much.
Really. Gotta get back to governin'. Are we done here? Thank ya, ma'am.





Doug Coe's Rolodex Tossed Over Key Bridge


A motorist reported seeing a large stack of loose Rolodex cards blowing off the Key Bridge near Canal Road. It was not immediately apparent who the owner was, but Metro police fished some cards out of the water, and have tracked down a few leads. The cards are yellowed with age and look like they were typed with an Olivetti manual typewriter. An anonymous tipster said the cards belonged to Doug Coe, also known as the "stealth Billy Graham."

 

Gustavo Alvarez Martinez

Tegucigalpa, Honduras

[likes Moonpies and ginger ale]

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Mohamed Siad Barre

Mogadishu, Somalia

[likes Campari and soda]

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Artur Costa e Silva

Rio Grande do Sul, Brazil

[likes Bananas Foster]

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Francois "Papa Doc" Duvalier

Port-au-Prince, Haiti

[likes Twinkies and A&W Root Beer]

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Jonas Savimbi

Bie, Angola

[likes Twizzler's red licorice]

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Suharto

Yogyakarta, Indonesia

[likes peanut M&Ms and strawberry-flavored soy milk]

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Carlos Eugenios Vides Casanova

San Salvador, El Salvador

[likes espresso with cane syrup]

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Fellowship Foundation Followers = Modern Freemasons?


I realize that Doug Coe and his followers go to great lengths to say that their activities are not secret. But in 1985, Ronald Reagan said this about this group, "I wish I could say more about it, but it's working precisely because it's private."

Someone recently responded to one of my blog posts by saying that this country was based on Christianity and the Bible. Sure. But consider the impact that freemasonry had on the founding of our nation.

In colonial times, freemasonry helped propel educated individuals to the forefront of politics. Nine of the signers of the Declaration of Independence and thirteen of the signers of the Constitution were freemasons.

Although freemasonry considered itself an apolitical fraternity,1 because so many colonial political leaders were freemasons, it is difficult to separate their political activities from their lodge activities. Prosperous men who had time to join fraternal organizations had time to devote to politics.

The rituals of freemasonry contributed to the development of the middle-class male identity.2 Masonic lodges served as focal points for political activities with freemasons playing significant roles in both the French and American revolutions.3

So is that what we have here? That so many politicians have been involved in Fellowship Foundation activities that to say Gerald Ford was a member, and Richard Nixon was not, is pointless because the Fellowship Foundation convinced Ford to pardon Nixon?

Is it futile to compile a list of Fellowship Foundation "members" because any politician interested in re-election knows that he or she must attend the National Prayer Breakfast?

Doug Coe is a student of history. Perhaps he fancies himself as the Grand Poobah of Loyal Order of Water Buffaloes Lodge No. 26? No offense, lodge brothers among us!


1. Kutolowski, Kathleen Smith. Freemasonry and Community in the Early Republic: the Case for Antimasonic Anxieties. American Quarterly 1982; 34(5): 543-561.
2. Cary, John H. Joseph Warren: Physician, Politician, Patriot. Urbana, IL: University of Illinois Press, 1961.
3. Stevens, Jay. The Riddle of Joseph Warren. Yankee 1993; 57(7): 52-57.

Link: DLC & The Family?


HuffPo is suggesting a link between the founders of the Democratic Leadership Council (DLC) and Fellowship Foundation ("The Family") activities masterminded by Doug Coe.

For example, Ben Nelson (D-Nebraska) is a member of DLC, member of "The Family" and former co-chair of the National Prayer Breakfast. Nelson was also one of the Sicko Six fingered by eades until posted comments went medieval on eades and Fred M., and the main points got lost in the hot air. Landrieu is also DLC. As a devout Jew, Lieberman resisted invitations to attend the National Prayer Breakfast until the organizers got crafty and asked Lieberman to speak at the event.

As I've said, I'm not a conspiracy theorist. Doug Coe is so clever that he has schmoozed everyone to the point that in a few weeks' time, EVERYONE's legislator will have attended the yearly National Prayer Breakfast, fastened tinfoil into pointy hats at Cedars, danced with the boys and girls from Ivanwald and Potomac Point, and rubbed shoulders with Nobel laureates at Renaissance Weekend. Just wait until you see the list of presidents, vice presidents and secretaries of state!

This is like Agatha Christie's Murder on the Orient Express...everybody on the train is guilty!

Fished Out of the Potomac - Cedars Guestbook


From time to time, Fellowship Foundation staffers invited troubled souls to spend time at Cedars, the stately mothership mansion overlooking the Potomac, located at 2145 24th Street North in Arlington, Virginia.

OK, I'm making up the part about a guestbook being fished out of the river, but here's a modest list of Cedars guests that I have pieced together (so far):

  • Michael Jackson (per 9/27/2002 LA Times story by Lisa Getter)
  • Clarence Thomas (while he was withstanding Anita Hill's slings and arrows)
  • Lee Atwater (ruthless Reagan aide; campaign manager for Bush 41; chairman of Republican National Committee; stayed at Cedars near the end of his life as he fought brain cancer)
  • David Durenberger (former R-MN; admitted misuse of public funds)
  • James Watt (beleaguered former Secretary of Interior)
  • Yasir Arafat (need I say more; organized crime buster Rudy Giuliani wouldn't even let him visit NYC at one point)
For a clearer picture of how long we have been hoodwinked, I offer you this 1974 article from Time magazine.


Dangerous Theocrats


Why do I believe that Doug Coe and his cohorts are hell-bent on world domination? Where is my evidence? Consider these questions, first:

 

  • How is it that Doug Coe, charismatic leader of Fellowship Foundation, accompanies American legislators on foreign junkets?  When was the last time a normal foundation executive was described as charismatic?
  • Which American presidents, vice presidents and secretaries of state have ties to Doug Coe and his activities?
  • Did you know that Doug Coe has interfered in Somalia, Uganda, Afghanistan, and Central America?
  • Have you heard of the Values Action Team, developed by Brownback (R-KS) and led by Pitts (R-PA), that meets every Tuesday before Brownback's prayer cell?
  • Why would anyone call a prayer group a CELL?
  • Why does the Smithsonian's Sackler Gallery use a mailing address (Post Office Box 23768, Washington, DC 20026-3768) that is identical to National Prayer Center, Inc.?
Answers to these questions are forthcoming.
Sources
Gilgoff, Dan. The Jesus Machine: How James Dobson, Focus on the Family, and Evangelical America Are Winning the Culture War. St. Martin's Griffin, 2008.
Sharlet, Jeff. The Family: The Secret Fundamentalism at the Heart of American Power. Harper Perennial, 2009.
SourceWatch. Values Action Team.

Prayer in Government?


My underlying outrage in what I have posted about Fellowship Foundation (Cedars, C Street properties) and ties to Renaissance Weekend is directly related to my beliefs about prayer's place in federal and state government activities.

I grew up in a politically and religiously conservative home, granddaughter of European immigrants, and ended up believing precisely what my parents believed until I went away to college and never looked back, politically or spiritually. As an aside, I didn't know until much later about my great-grandfather's subversive political leanings that got him deported in 1942, but I digress.

I majored in Anthropology, ended up traveling the world, and tended to fall in love with exotic men. Over the course of my career, I worked in two developing nations whose national religion was not my own, and I accepted the infusion of all things religious into my daily life as I was a guest worker in their countries, and I was not observant of my own traditions.

I had always been vaguely aware of these  prayer fests in Washington but thought it was confined to deeply flawed individuals who could not make it through the day without atoning for something.

Now that I realize that this ecumenical approach of C Street organizers was designed to fool the eye (not as sophisticated as trompe-l'oeil, though), I am alarmed and upset by the pervasiveness of this. As AJM said, "The easiest way to hide a piece of straw is a hay stack." Please don't dismiss this as a Christian plot to save souls; this is world domination.

I live in a state that fights to pray at school board meetings; erects ten commandments sculptures in public places; asks people to bow their heads in the name of our Lord, Jesus Christ at state-assisted educational events; and allows a new license plate design that features a cross.

I am a stranger in a strange land, unwilling to bend to local custom like I did in those developing nations. As someone who slips into the local chapel from time to time to honor religious loved ones (of all faiths) that I've lost, I believe this to be true:

Matthew 6:5-6

"And when you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by men. I tell you the truth, they have received their reward in full. But when you pray, go into your room, close the door and pray to your Father, who is unseen. Then your Father, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you."

 

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