Blago-Web!
At least this boondoogle isn't being underwritten by Hair Club for Men.
Sources close to the investigation revealed that Cindy McCain used her considerable personal fortune to unleash an attack on Twitter, Facebook and LiveJournal in a bold attempt to undo the social networking activities of Caribou Barbie.
In the gaming arcade of the Metrocenter Mall in Phoenix, Harold "Sk8ter" Frost admitted to accepting $300 and a case of wildberry Skittles from "a blonde lady who told me that it 'was time to take Nanook of the North off the grid.' I wasn't sure who she meant. Maybe some Inuit dude with plain old telephone service?"

Given all the blog talk last week and over the weekend about eating right and exercising...
Did you eat breakfast?
Did you exercise?
Did you throw the bums a dime?
I said I *try* to exercise as long each day as I spend online (non-work-related). I walked fifteen minutes today, so my time online is up.... unless I bike with the dogs later. Happy Monday!
They have been flown back to Greenville, South Carolina ($225), Dundalk, Maryland ($195), Stone Mountain, Georgia ($299), Kansas City, Kansas ($310), Chickasaw, Oklahoma ($245), Sheboygan, Michigan ($410), and several locations that remained undisclosed in efforts to protect innocent families.
Because he was too combative to make it through Dulles security, one unnamed legislator was given a one-way bus ticket to Asheville, North Carolina where it is expected that he will work as a beekeeper at the Biltmore estate. A few requested carfare to Arlington, Virginia, but such requests were denied.
The Obama administration, which has struggled with a seemingly intractable problem of ornery and thick legislators for months now, sought private funding to pay for more than 100 tired cranks to leave the city, as a way of keeping them out of the expensive pension and health care system. All it takes is for a relative elsewhere to agree to take in the spent and useless politician.
"I didn't expect the new administration to be so smart and positive," said an unnamed third-term senator, who was enjoying Cuban cigars, cocktails and prayer circles at Cedars last week and flew home to an unknown location in Michigan on Tuesday. "I was expecting something different, something ineffective."

This post was sparked by descriptions of Doug Coe (caretaker of Fellowship Foundation's C Street Center and its creepy inhabitants, organizer of the National Prayer Breakfast, smarmy host at Cedars) that vary from "stealth Billy Graham," to Hillary's prayer buddy, to spiritual mentor of Mark Sanford's and other flawed politicians, and now "pastor." Audio files from Coe's "sermons" have gone viral.
I doubted that Coe was an ordained anything, and decided to sleuth. I pieced together the following from snippets of various books, journal articles, news stories, and interviews.
Douglas E. Coe was born in Oregon in 1929 and was graduated from Williamette College. As an earnest college student, Coe impressed former Governor and former Senator Mark Hatfield (1922- ). This close relationship between Coe and Hatfield resulted in Coe meeting Norwegian emigrant Abraham "Abram" Vereide (1886-1969), who had organized a network of prayer breakfasts in Seattle that culminated in the founding of The Family in 1935.
By 1959, Coe worked for The Family, and in 1969 was named its leader. Coe makes it known that he is an admirer of dictators, great and small, living and dead. Hillary Clinton says in her autobiography that she met Coe in 1993 but Hillary and Bill were active in circles as early as 1984 with activities (Renaissance Weekend) that are intertwined with The Family. In 2008, Andrea Mitchell reported that Coe is not an ordained minister. Given the ease with which one can be ordained in today's world, why wouldn't Coe choose to be ordained?
These details raise more questions than provide answers:
In case you are interested in sleuthing further, Coe's empire has functioned under various names:
Financial backers of Coe's empire have included Wilberforce
Foundation, Tom Phillips (Raytheon CEO), Ken Olsen (founder, DEC), Michael
Timmis, Paul Temple, Jerome A. Lewis (former CEO, Petro-Lewis Corp.), Lilly
Foundation, and Pew Charitable Trusts.
Future posts will explore the association of foundation assets with guns and oil, and nefarious activities of Values
Action Team in foreign affairs.
Sources Consulted
Other Sources