It is a testament to my acute interest in this presidential campaign that I have been reading the
Branchflower (aka Troopergate) Report
– the bipartisan Alaska legislative report into Sarah Palin’s effort to
turn the Alaska State Government into her personal vendetta apparatus –
during a playoff game involving my beloved Boston Red Sox. But it has paid off richly, and the Sox have managed so far despite my divided attention.
The basic storyline, as you know, is that Sarah
and Todd Palin ("The First Gentleman," as the Report puts it) want
State Trooper Michael Wooten – who had been involved in bitter divorce
and child custody dispute with Sarah Palin’s sister – fired. They
really, really want him fired. They and their underlings
present to Commissioner of Public Safety (and Palin appointee) Walter
Monegan , and others in the state police, a variety of reasons why
Wooten needs to go. The reasons are the normal litany of allegations
you always hear when a powerful public official seeks to use her power
to crush an opponent in a bitter family rivaly: moose-shooting without
a license; snowmobiling while on worker’s comp; dropping off by a
single dad police officer of his kid in his marked police car;
child-tasing.
The Palins’ quest for SWEET VENGEANCE is zealous. But it is also
just a bit indiscriminate. Thus, when approached separatedly by Todd
and Sarah about Wooten’s unfitness for his job, on the ground that
Wooten unlawfully shot a moose without a license (i.e., Wooten lacked
the license), Monegan pointed out that the Palins’ concern that Wooten
had not been prosecuted for the moose-take was itself problematic. In
particular, he pointed out that (1) Sarah’s sister – and Wooten’s
husband – did have a permit at the relevant time, and had been hunting
with him when he shot the animal; and (2) Palin’s father had butchered
the moose, making him a potential in any potential prosecution of
Wooten for the allegedly unlawful moose-kill.
As Monegan put it in
his testimony:
Well, the wife, it was her permit. She willingly allowed someone else to use it.
It also – once the moose has been shot, it had been drug – according
to Todd – by Wooten in the back of the truck to location where it was
butchered by the Governor’s father. And so I pointed out that there
are people also involved in this incident that theoretically could also
be charged. And he [Todd Palin] said, I don’t want that, I only want
Wooten charged. Well, we’re not that way. If there’s somebody who’s
guilty, we have to hold everybody accountable for their actions and
their decisions.
Of less rustic charm, but greater civic significance, is the
revelation on page 50 by Officer Wheeler, a state trooper assigned to Sarah Palin’s gubernatorial
security detail, that First Gentleman Todd Palin spends half his time in
Governor Palin’s office. As is evident throughout the report, the
guy is an essential – nay, central -- part of Palin’s operation. Sort
of the Cheney to her Bush.
Since Todd Palin plays such a central role is Sarah’s
administration, shouldn’t it matter that the guy was a longtime member
of a secessionist political party founded by an America-hating extremist who died in an explosives deal gone bad shortly before he was to give an anti-US screed at the United Nations at the behest of the Islamic Republic of Iran?