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"Only dead fish 'go with the flow.'" - Sarah Palin

Who Killed Sarah Palin('s Political Career)?

    Who Killed Sarah Palin?
    I, said John McCain,
    for getting her in the national game.
    I killed Sarah Palin.

    Who saw her die?
    I, said the non-stop negative media eye
    with a Couric's view we did pry.
    I saw her die.

    Who caught her blood?
    I, said greed,
    with a book deal, a speaking tour, and God squad's speed
    I caught her blood.

    Who will make the shroud?
    I, said her inner diva
    no more fancy pageant walking, for this I sit Shiva
    I will make the shroud.

    Who will dig her grave?
    I, said hypersensitive,
    can't take criticism, makes her apprehensive,
    I will dig her grave.

    Who will be the parson?
    I, said narcissistic,
    say bad things about her and she goes ballistic.
    I'll be the parson

    Who will be the clerk?
    I, said Levi Johnston,
    I'm writing a book and need to get my bitter-pill on.
    I'll be the clerk.

    Who will carry the link?
    I, said scandal,
    there's lots more of me to come, and I've got a handle.
    I'll carry the link.

    Who'll be chief mourner?
    I, said Mitt Romney,
    I'll bring my supporters, we're all real smarmy.
    I'll be chief mourner.

    Who'll carry the coffin?
    I, said the social conservative base,
    to us she is more then a very pretty face.
    I will carry the coffin.

    Who will bear the pall?
    I, said Bill Crystal,
    she's my first choice and I'll take her in a pistol.
    I will bear the pall.

    Who will sing the psalm?
    I, said pressure,
    or all be told she is only a political fresher.
    I will sing the psalm.

    Who'll toll the bell?
    I, said the GOP's,
    she was getting too big for her britches and me too weak in the knees.
    I will toll the bell.

    All the right pundits of the air
    fell a-sighing and a-wailen,
    when they heard the bell toll
    for poor Sarah Palin.

    Who Killed Sarah Palin?
    I, said Sarah Palin,
    all my political life it's me whose been a-flailin.
    That is why I killed Sarah Palin.

    Why oh why did she do herself in?
    That my friends is the purpose of this rhyme,
    the truth must be told (and she knows it)
    our Sarah is not ready for prime-time.
   
    You betcha...