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Palin's Plan?
If you think that love isnt found on the radio"On The Radio" - Donna Summer
Well tune right in you made find the love you lost
cause now Im sitting here with the man I sent away long ago
It sounded really loud they said it really loud
On the radio whoa oh oh
On the radio whoa oh oh
On the radio whoa oh oh
On the radio whoa oh oh
On the radio whoa oh oh
On the radio, radio, radio (fade)
Me thinks dear Sarah's (Palin) secret plan is out of the bag - she's going on the radio. And you know what - it's a smart move.
Inside Radio has the story; Palin tests radio waters:
Alaska's now former Governor is coy about her future political plans, but radio is at least one option she's leaving on the table. While not exactly shopping the GOP's 2008 vice presidential candidate, sources say Palin representatives have been quietly testing the waters to see how much interest radio syndicators have for her.Radio is a perfect fit for her:
- She never has to leave Alaska - they can build a studio in her house
- She's a lazy one that Sarah - work no - hunt yes - all she has to do is talk for three-hours then take the rest of the day off... (very bad news for the moose population)
- She couldn't care less about being President - you mean like work
- If you want to be a power in the Republican party you need to be on radio - right Rush?
- It pays a couple hundred times more then being President - why have one pair of Manolo Blahniks when you can own the whole factory
It isn't unusual for a defeated national candidate to turn to radio. Former Arkansas Governor Mike Huckabee's short-form commentaries air on more than 400 stations via Citadel Media. He remains among the names circulated for a potential presidential run in 2012.Sarah would never run out of talk because the only thing her fans hear are the key demigod phrases. Remember the dog, Eddie on Frasier? Frasier would be pontificating and they would go inside Eddie's head so you could hear what he heard, "Blah, blah, blah, Eddie." Well this is what Sarah's non-sequiters sound like to her peeps..."Blah, blah, blah, tax cuts." "Blah, blah, blah, Obama's a raciest." "Blah, blah, blah, kill moose and squirrel."
Sarah and radio is a win-win-win situation - red meat for the base - we get to laugh at her - and she becomes richer then Rush. Can you say, private 747?
[Niles watches Martin working out a chess problem]
Niles: Uh-uh.
[Martin reaches for another piece]
Niles: Mmm-mmm.
Martin: All right, what would you do?
Niles: Well for starters, I'd take that corn-nut off the board.
Martin: That corn-nut's my bishop. Eddie ate the real one.
Niles: In that case, Corn-nut to Rook Seven.
Frasier - TV series 1993-2004
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She's likely to get a relatively lucrative contract. However, it's easy to predict that it won't be lucrative for the failing radio corporation such as Clear Channel, that hires her and/or carries her show. Her incoherent word salad will baffle and alienate both fans and foes alike. Just try to imagine hearing her stream-of-consciousness meaningless babble for even one hour a day. Not even the most ardent fan would be able to stand it.
July 29, 2009 4:51 PM | Reply | Permalink