President Obama Sends Subliminal Warning To N. Korea And Iran
Today, during a CNBC interview (video below) on health care, and financial industry reforms, President Barack Obama sent a scathingly sharp subliminal message to belligerent regimes everywhere, I will crush you like a bug.
During the interview the President was aggressively buzzed by a
bellicose fly. The militant Diptera irritated the Commander in Chief, and
leader of the free world one time too many.
Sans a scintilla of swagger, with a move so blindingly
fast and smooth guaranteed to make Mr. Miyagi in the Karate Kid
envious, the President took out the annoying insect.
CNBC was able to get a close-up of extremely dead pest. Under intense magnification one can see that Obama's blow as so accurate as to cause massive brain trauma without effecting any other body parts.
After the interview the President picked up the invader with tissue and put it in an evidence bag (made that part up), for further analysis by the Pentagon, and the CIA.
Update: After further analysis of the closeup of the dead fly in Photoshop it appears to have something akin to a dog tag around it's neck, it either says "Property of Kim Jong-il." or "Rush Limbaugh." Watch this space for updates.
















Thanks Steve that was cool.
June 16, 2009 7:33 PM | Reply | Permalink
Wonder how the Republicans will spin this? (they will see themselves)... And, PETA's response. OMG, what if it's a lady fly!....
June 16, 2009 7:44 PM | Reply | Permalink
We should be hearing from Sarah any second.
June 16, 2009 8:08 PM | Reply | Permalink
The 'stealth' president...
He is too cool, my obama.
June 16, 2009 7:45 PM | Reply | Permalink
Wax on.......wax off.......
Brush up.......brush down......
June 16, 2009 7:46 PM | Reply | Permalink
Bush up....Bush gone.....lol
June 16, 2009 8:49 PM | Reply | Permalink
Heh heh heh........okay, was that Steve who said that, or Murry?
Just curious....LOL!
June 16, 2009 8:51 PM | Reply | Permalink
It's been a "chewy" of contention here all night, I cannot tell a lie, it was Murry.
June 17, 2009 8:07 AM | Reply | Permalink
Sans a scintilla of swagger, with a move so blindingly fast and smooth guaranteed to make Mr. Miyagi in the Karate Kid envious, the President took out the annoying insect.
OK, SO NOW YOU ARE SHOWING OFF. SANS SCINTILLA OF SWAGGER MY ASS...
I of course have to render unto you the Dayly Line of the Day Award for this here TPMCafe site, given to all of you from all of me.
BUT DONT LET IT HAPPEN AGAIN.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
June 16, 2009 9:25 PM | Reply | Permalink
"Sans a scintilla" is thanks to you, and Murry. You cause you taught to edit a post. (See you do have a purpose) And, after I submitted the post I was walking the M guy when we came upon Taffy the Havanese who has the hots for Murry. Murry of course turned up his nose and swaggered by. Then it hit me, I forgot to mention Jeff Goldblum.
June 17, 2009 8:15 AM | Reply | Permalink
hhahahaah. Well, taking walks helps me with my drivel. If only I had an upstanding companion like Murry. Ha!
June 17, 2009 10:17 AM | Reply | Permalink
I'm glad you caught this. I saw it earlier and wondered if anyone had reacted in a similar manner.
They understand such language. Saddam used it quite effectively.
June 17, 2009 2:58 AM | Reply | Permalink
By golly, you're right. Here's the proof: Fox News is rooting for the fly!
June 17, 2009 2:55 PM | Reply | Permalink
Barackarate!
June 17, 2009 4:15 PM | Reply | Permalink