Possible 2012 Republican presidential candidates seem to be dropping faster then flies in the East Room of the White House.

With due continence and approbation to TPM Poet Laureate, and Resident G-D Fearing Scholar, Sir Dickish Daze, I offer for your effusive consumption, "10 Little Republicans."  Who will, or Will it be?

                    "10 Little Republicans 2012" (a children's rhyme)
(ahem)
        Ten little Republicans standin' in a line,
        Jindal answered the President address and then there were nine;

        Nine little Republicans swingin' on a gate,
        Who knows what sex Lindsey Graham is and then there were eight.

One little, two little, three little, four little, five little Republican boys,
Six little, seven little, eight little, nine little, little Republican boys, and one little Republican girl.

        Eight little Republicans gayest under heav'n.
        Charlie Crist ain't conservative e'nuff and then there were seven;

        Seven little Republicans cuttin' up their tricks,
        Newt is yesterday's salamander and then there were six.

        Six little Republicans all alive,
        Rush found out Cantor is Jewish and then there were five;

        Five little Republicans on a cellar door,
        Nobody likes Romney and then there were four.

        Four little Republicans up on a spree,
        Huckabee caught his G' string and then there were three;

        Three little Republicans out on a canoe,
        Sanford took a hike and then there were two.

        Two little Republicans foolin' with a gun,
        Sarah got shot down and then there was one;

        One little Republican havin' some fun,
        Dick's battery dies and then there were none.

With homage to "10 Little Injuns" - Septimus Winner, 1868