Blogger Dickday Responsible For Waterboarding!
In a stunning revelation, it was revealed that (in)famous Talking Point Memo blogger, Arthurian scholar, and Fabian Socialist, Dickday is responsible for all waterboarding, and all other forms of torture allegedly, assertedly, and supposedly committed by the former Bush administration.
In a secret memo released today by the super-secret Republican Committee on Un-American Activities and Public Drunkenness, it was revealed that the reviled Day had an inclination that the Bush administration, who had kept America safe for eight-years except for a few minutes in September of 2001, may be torturing and causing other anguish, TWO FULL DAYS before the alleged briefing of House Speaker Nancy Pelosi by the alleged CIA.
A Republican spokesman said that Day's complicity in the "enhanced interrogation" matter proves that the Bush administration did nothing wrong and that it's time to move on to more pressing matters like, gay marriage, abstinence, and does Hillery Clinton color her hair?
The information on Day was obtained by the U.S. National Security Agency (NSA) by using a wireless version of the Vulcan Mind Meld. The warrantless meld was allegedly conducted by the, Leonard Nimoy. Nimoy allegedly was not available for comment.
Day is a rumored resident of Virginia Minnesota. The peaceful townsfolk were purportedly horrified. Inebriated, town drunk, Richard Day, (no relation) slurred, "Our town motto is, "Virginia Minnesota welcomes you! The handshake still means something to us!," obviously that means nothing to...? What did you say his name was?"
In order to find out the location of Day, Fox News stalking producers kidnapped TPM founder, editor and publisher, Josh Marshall. After a series of over 100 waterboardings administered by Fox personalities, Bill O'Reilly, Sean Hannity, and Ann Colter, Marshall would not reveal Day's IP address but did confess to the kidnapping of the Lindbergh baby, being the Zodiac killer, and that he was the actual writer of the movie, "Howard The Duck." In frustration, Colter flashed Marshall as O'Reilly beat him with a luffa while screaming, "We'll do it live!"
A young, naive Fox intern politely asked Marshall for the IP address which he readily gave up along with his Social Security and bank PIN number, as well as his dog Simon's favorite treat.
The intern for their indiscretion will be made to stay up for 18 days watching the Fox Business Channel (FBC) and then subsequently will be fired.
In a secret memo released today by the super-secret Republican Committee on Un-American Activities and Public Drunkenness, it was revealed that the reviled Day had an inclination that the Bush administration, who had kept America safe for eight-years except for a few minutes in September of 2001, may be torturing and causing other anguish, TWO FULL DAYS before the alleged briefing of House Speaker Nancy Pelosi by the alleged CIA.
A Republican spokesman said that Day's complicity in the "enhanced interrogation" matter proves that the Bush administration did nothing wrong and that it's time to move on to more pressing matters like, gay marriage, abstinence, and does Hillery Clinton color her hair?
The information on Day was obtained by the U.S. National Security Agency (NSA) by using a wireless version of the Vulcan Mind Meld. The warrantless meld was allegedly conducted by the, Leonard Nimoy. Nimoy allegedly was not available for comment.
Day is a rumored resident of Virginia Minnesota. The peaceful townsfolk were purportedly horrified. Inebriated, town drunk, Richard Day, (no relation) slurred, "Our town motto is, "Virginia Minnesota welcomes you! The handshake still means something to us!," obviously that means nothing to...? What did you say his name was?"
In order to find out the location of Day, Fox News stalking producers kidnapped TPM founder, editor and publisher, Josh Marshall. After a series of over 100 waterboardings administered by Fox personalities, Bill O'Reilly, Sean Hannity, and Ann Colter, Marshall would not reveal Day's IP address but did confess to the kidnapping of the Lindbergh baby, being the Zodiac killer, and that he was the actual writer of the movie, "Howard The Duck." In frustration, Colter flashed Marshall as O'Reilly beat him with a luffa while screaming, "We'll do it live!"
A young, naive Fox intern politely asked Marshall for the IP address which he readily gave up along with his Social Security and bank PIN number, as well as his dog Simon's favorite treat.
The intern for their indiscretion will be made to stay up for 18 days watching the Fox Business Channel (FBC) and then subsequently will be fired.
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DD, I'm SHOCKED! Why? Because Bill OReilly came over and attached some wires to my, um, fingers and tried to make me spill my TPM password. Then "Shep" asked me about it and told me he was moving to MSNBC - of course I spilled the beans.
May 15, 2009 1:29 PM | Reply | Permalink
Dick's been holding out on a lot of information it seems. Dude "neglected" to inform us that... wait for it... this lil gem is gonna rock your world... here it comes... "Virginia is home to the largest loon decoy in the world!"
Them's the facts. I just report 'em.
May 15, 2009 1:31 PM | Reply | Permalink
We really do have the largest duck decoy. I do not know who told you this but we have twin ponds (to call them lakes is going overboard so to speak) and that damn thing sits on the other pond for what reason, I cannot explain. After years of residence here, I have never seen a duck attempt to mate it and hunting is strictly banned within city limits. I mean unless you are perpetrating a felony like lurking with intent to loiter or some such and I cannot remember the ordinance number.
I think the Feds have installed a video device in its head. It looks at me funny sometimes. I have actually run home screaming at times.
May 15, 2009 2:34 PM | Reply | Permalink
Ok, those last two sentences, dd. I'm gonna get you off on insanity here: There's a camera in the decoy. It looks a you funny. You run home screaming.
May 15, 2009 2:52 PM | Reply | Permalink
Of course you must use the insanity defense!
We would all have to sign off on to that as there is no doubt here - unless of course he is a double agent who has craftily been 'playing' the role of a silly, nutty and funny one as a 'smokescreen'. Hmmmm.
May 15, 2009 3:06 PM | Reply | Permalink
All right!!!! Now we're cooking!
May 15, 2009 3:09 PM | Reply | Permalink
I just caught this Terry Gilliam back in saddle for 'Quixote'. Is this your doing? Do they have your permission.
If you want to sue Murry is interested in taking the case.
May 15, 2009 4:13 PM | Reply | Permalink
This is great news Steve. I mean Gilliam has been working on this for years and I am sure I am not the only one who saw the documentary on this monumental failure.
I cannot wait to see this on the big screen.
May 15, 2009 4:34 PM | Reply | Permalink
Well, we're gonna have to get you off first, buddy! Or no big screen for you! ;)
May 15, 2009 5:13 PM | Reply | Permalink
To dream the dream. Big Gilliam fan, here.
May 15, 2009 6:55 PM | Reply | Permalink
More Virginia Facts:
"WATER SUPPLY: Virginia takes advantage of an abundance of natural spring water to replenish its citizens' precious bodily fluids. The city's water treatment plant has a design capacity greater than a large porcelain tub, with an average DAYLY demand for "more god-damn beer god-dammit."
A secondary distribution system handles all the "solids" required by its citizens, and is comprised of 3 alpacas, teams of hardened woodchucks and a former Minnesota Viking lineman, who together ensure fast, trusted, home delivery to their 73 local "customers" of all the Iron Range Marching Powder (slogan, "One coat of our Oxide, and your nostrils can handle anything") they might require. Plus we got some fire hydrants to make it all look legit."
May 15, 2009 1:39 PM | Reply | Permalink
Jesus (blesses himself) do you not know that we put our linesmen on the state Supreme Court?
May 15, 2009 4:37 PM | Reply | Permalink
More lies by "Dick." The other day, he claimed that Chisholm Minnesota was a lonnnnnng way away from Virginia. And also, that he'd never heard of a town called "Hibbing." Yet the web-site says, Virginia is... "Just twenty miles from Virginia is the Chisholm/Hibbing Airport served by Mesaba Airlines."
Fact #1. Chisholm = Home of "Moonlight Graham," Minnesota ballplayer (and later town doctor) made famous by Field of Dreams. "Moonlight" was last seen stepping into the corn, later whereabouts unknown.
Fact #2. Hibbing = Childhood home of one Robert Zimmerman. Famous for his washboard blues-playing as a child, Zimmerman eventually gave up music and entered the legal profession. Whereabouts also presently unknown.
Coincidence? YOU be the judge!
May 15, 2009 1:45 PM | Reply | Permalink
Follow-up:
"(Virginia) has two lakes right in the center of town with walking trails around them, a "field of dreams" ballpark on the South Shore of Silver Lake and many small community parks throughout town.
Moonlight? Is that you?
May 15, 2009 1:47 PM | Reply | Permalink
AAAAAH, two lakes! Is that where the waterboarding started? Or was it boogeyboarding?
May 15, 2009 2:12 PM | Reply | Permalink
This is attached to quinn's post, but it is for this thread.
Now while some at fixed news and others who have been Murdoched may be raising questions about Dickday and linking him to nefarious activities, I don't think it is quite fair to blame the faults of the entire Virgina, MN on him. Does that not qualify as an adcitium attack?
May 15, 2009 6:32 PM | Reply | Permalink
I KNEW it!!!
May 15, 2009 1:45 PM | Reply | Permalink
HISTORY OF VIRGINIA:
1890 - First settlers came to Virginia, lured by prospects of streets paved with gold and then by the uncovering of iron deposits.
1893 - First fire, Virginia destroyed. DickDay not suspected.
1895 - Incorporated February 2nd. The first city on the Iron Range. W.T. Bailey Lumber Mill started.
1900 - Virginia destroyed once again by fire. DickDay damn well suspected this time. All commercial buildings erected in the downtown business district thereafter were required to be of brick, stone or concrete. Town fails to recognize that repeatedly burning itself down is not perhaps the greatest piece of PR the timber industry ever had.
1909 - Virginia Rainy Lake Lumber opened. Largest white pine mill in the world. Like we said, town not all that smart, what with the wood-tending-to-burn thing.
1964 - Taconite Amendment passed. Interestingly, Taconite does not burn.
1970 - Thunderbird Mall built. DickDay found outside, playing with matches. Cackling.
1998 - The quad cities of Virginia, Hibbing, Chisholm and Chicago merge to form "Greater Virginia," and successfully complete a new curling club and convention center. Winnipeggers flock to Virginia, convention center twice expanded.
1999- DickDay burns down whole town. Again. Seems he'd pulled together a cache of napalm, and after the first 3 runs, even brick, stone and concrete will burn like crazy.
1999 - Progress Park get first tenant - Dick-tronix Blogz, Inc.
May 15, 2009 1:57 PM | Reply | Permalink
Addendum 1998. Virginia Curling Club begins a 'Moonlight curling venue' in commemoration of local legend, 'Moonlight' Graham, in which the rink lights are turned out, and local curlers are encouraged to attend in pajamas. The rink becomes a hangout for beer swilling, pajama clad local lowlifes. Modern day 'Diogenes-like' philosopher and local blogger Dick Day occupies an abandoned lutkefish barrel, and is often heard admonishing the curlers, "Would you mind moving out of the way? You're blocking my view of that hottie curler, Svetlana, from Winnipeg". Soon thereafter, the city takes up the cause of moving Day to public housing, as the young female curlers are beginning to be annoyed by the constant hectoring from the fish barrel. The deal is sealed when the city of Virginia sweetens the pot with free high speed internet access, and the rink returns to some modicum of midwestern propriety. Winnipeggers flock to a new curling operation in Red Deer, Alberta, where it's rumored that the first beer of the evening is free. The curling Club closes its' doors in spring 2000, when it becomes apparent that most of the attendees were only watching the sport in order to enjoy Day's 'colorful' commentary of the nightly proceedings and howling mad passes tossed off to the locals of the female persuasion.
May 15, 2009 2:52 PM | Reply | Permalink
Dick's a bit of a tricky lad, eh M2O? (Funny, Tricky Dicky Nixon... Tricky Dicky Cheney... Tricky Dicky Day?) Anyway. Time to pin him down on some of this stuff he seems afraid to deny.
DickDay --
1. Is your present address 131 Lutkefish Barrel? Or are you still to be found at 17B Giant Loon Decoy?
2. Is "DickDay" an alias for Moonlight Graham, or are they both aliases for Bob Dylan?
3. Have you stopped firebombing Virginia? And did you ever firebomb Svetlana, Winnipeg's finest female curler?
4. Have you got any more of that Iron Range Marching Powder?
May 16, 2009 12:54 AM | Reply | Permalink
I joined a sexual addicts group in 03. That ended my curling forever. Besides it was hurting my back.
May 16, 2009 8:49 AM | Reply | Permalink
*Beeg morning laugh*
May 16, 2009 10:25 AM | Reply | Permalink
Tell me about it. You're sweating like crazy, working at 180 bpm, and all the time, these wild screams coming from back in the hack ---
Hurry!
Wait.... Wait.... Wait....
Hurry HARD!
HURRRRRRRRRY!
HURRY HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD!
The curling probably didn't help much either.
May 16, 2009 10:56 AM | Reply | Permalink
LOL. I've learned more about curling and Winnipegian amor in the last minute than I ever knew or wanted to.
May 16, 2009 11:43 AM | Reply | Permalink
"Hurry! Hurry Hard!" is one of those great curling phrases (of which there are so many) that you hear people use in a lot of settings up here. Was standing in a grocery store this Winter, heard some Mum bellowing at her little kids to come to the check-out with... "Hurry! Hurry HARD!!!"
Here's the Weakerthans (best literate-political band going these days), doing that 50's curling thing. I'll bet Dick recognizes the togs.
May 16, 2009 12:12 PM | Reply | Permalink
I was invited to feel "part of" in Victoria-by-the-sea, PE, by participating in pub trivia; I was made part of Chester, NS, by taking a humble place on the village womens' curling effort.
Strange, very strange, yet endearing, those enamored of curling. So, too, was my father, for reasons that were never revealed to me, who was an enthusiastic member of the curling team at St. George's in Toronto, which required him to commute, around his work schedule, for years.
I suspect DD of closet curling; he's from Minnesota, after all. It's either curling, or ice fishing, and he's way too pajama'd, comfort-oriented, for fishing, eh?
May 16, 2009 5:15 PM | Reply | Permalink
Harharharharharhar!!!
May 15, 2009 2:22 PM | Reply | Permalink
I am not now, nor have I have been involved in torture. At least in the definition of that awful word related to physical torture.
My son claims, I think unfairly, that I have been involved in psychological torture. He seems to think that I have a penchant for going on and on and on and on...and that I have a tendency to repeat myself.
I hereby invoke my right to an attorney. I guess the kind that is provided by the state since I am one of those welfare defendants that Scarborough does not like very much. I have petitioned the court, by the way, to make Scarborough fully responsible for my attorney fees and cigarette taxes.
THE END
May 15, 2009 2:27 PM | Reply | Permalink
Lady Thera to the rescue. Please see below!
May 15, 2009 2:39 PM | Reply | Permalink
Oooh... and above!
May 15, 2009 2:58 PM | Reply | Permalink
The firm of Bybee, Yoo and Dershowitz may be available.
In your defense, it's rumored that the state's confidential informant was misunderstood when he tied your name to "torcher."
I'm trying to recall an appropriate quote of yours; something about 'we're all in prison, some of us are guards...'
May 15, 2009 5:08 PM | Reply | Permalink
Oooh, "torcher" - I'm pretty sure someone overheard dd say: "I'm carryin a torch fer her." But he said it fast... and it was misunderstood for "torcher" - not "torch her" but "torch fer her".
It's very important to get this all straight. So many arrests and waterboardings are based on false information. Or the extraction of it!
May 15, 2009 5:18 PM | Reply | Permalink
I can buy that. But I only know what I read in the papers (and from Quinn, Esquire. I heartily recommend his tome on the history of Virginia- or was it West Virginia?).
Anyway, where I come from things are pernounced jes like the same as people talk. Take a former neighbor of mine (one of his little gals went to my son’s school shortly, ‘cept my boy din’t have no limo with scary men in black droppin’ him off). Now this former neighbor's been overheard sayin’, “We don’t torcher, he-he-he.” He’s said it over and over (and over) agin.
May 15, 2009 6:53 PM | Reply | Permalink
Ah, but have you ever been involved in curling? That is the question.
May 15, 2009 5:14 PM | Reply | Permalink
Um, I always thought there was something strange about him...(understatement!).
Then I discovered that Richard Day is a Minnesota Senator and (gasp) a Republican! Coincidence? Hmmm. Not so much I'm sure.
His sad story about computer? He had to blow it up to get rid of all those dastardly CIA-Cheney memos that he was 'modifying' before his buddy Clarence orders their release.
And those plaid pajamas he insists on? He puts them under a black light and the secret map to where Bin Laden's domicile is revealed! The carefully placed cigarette burns reveal other terrorists hiding places!
The most damning evidence is the provocative photos he has of half naked terrorists on his secret wall. Palin, Coulter and Bachmann are just some of the women. And the autographed glossy 8 x 10's of Cheney, Rove and Rumsfield with all the x's and o's at bottom (shudder) leave no room for doubt.
Thanks Steve for this breaking story and to think - he 'posts' among us and always rec'd!
May 15, 2009 2:33 PM | Reply | Permalink
I'm glad your post helps the defense here! Who would ever believe a normal person would sit around in plaid pj's in front of a computer talking nonsense to consenting adults? :-)
May 15, 2009 3:11 PM | Reply | Permalink
But let us now forget how he 'tortured' us for days when he disappeared leaving not any ashes or cookie crumbs for us to discover his true whereabouts! Hmmph!
And as for 'consenting adults' - did we really know what we were consenting to in the moment? His writing is actually quite hypnotic - was he in fact utilizing skills for brainwashing? I know he certainly got me envisioning Knights and I did trade in my rectangular table for a round one!
May 15, 2009 3:28 PM | Reply | Permalink
You're a lawyer... uh, oh! Now I'm really up against it!
Well, yes, I admit to being a consenting reader of dd's nonsense and even his sense. It's true we may be addicted. But we inhaled again and again. It took a while to become addicted. We could held off. Ok, if that makes complicit, then I'm joining dd in the dock!
May 15, 2009 3:39 PM | Reply | Permalink
See, I can't even write straight now! Leaving out parts of speech! Next step is surely seeing those cameras in the decoy's eyes or whatever.
May 15, 2009 3:43 PM | Reply | Permalink
Not a lawyer, just considering all aspects of this case.
And until you pointed out your 'inhaling' I would have thought you were of sound mind on this matter. But it seems that now we have another unlawful act added to the mix. (See how easy that was!)
Sigh, guess we'll have to create the dd addicts survivors haven (DASH) for all who have relished his prose. Best find a large meeting place that allows smoking, drinking and strange noises!
(Did you know that Murry was the one who really sniffed out this story?)
May 15, 2009 3:49 PM | Reply | Permalink
So it was Murry! But what exactly did Murry sniff? That is crucial to this whole story! And what "words" does Murray understand? Because dd was nailed by a "word" and I'm certain Murry misunderstood that word. I mean how in the heck could Murry comprehend an inkling? Murry is smart. Murray is lovable. So is dd. I bet that's what he sniffed. He knew in dd he sniffed quality - and pjs. So we have to pin this on the one who "interpreted" what Murray sniffed.
I think we're all nailed. Cuz we all inhaled! Even Murray.
I think they'll let us all off. Once we let dd tell some tales. The tales will set us free!
May 15, 2009 4:05 PM | Reply | Permalink
Not good enough you see because Murry (who is really smart) 'spoke' with FOX who began their own investigation. Steve isn't talking about Murry's part in this as he is fearful that Murry will be put into witness protection and never able to come home again.
Would you be willing to create the DASH membership cards with protected encryption?
I'm worried that dd's tales, once decoded, would only cause greater chaos and put him at greater risk. And he has to get rid of those pin-up photos ASAP!
May 15, 2009 4:11 PM | Reply | Permalink
We need a group: Free Murry! Free DD!
May 15, 2009 4:14 PM | Reply | Permalink
This is important news. But one person on the thread is trying to distract us from these horrifying revelations, by posting a series of distracting comments - even if some may be factual. ;)
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Dd had an inkling, as I gather. But suppose someone with a hearing disorder was the one listening to dd, who maybe only said he had a "tinkling". I mean this all goes back to one word! Maybe a misheard word!
And due to a misheard word, Josh Marshall was waterboarded and told lies to get it to stop.
Now get this! The Fox intern was probably forced to watch the waterboarding of Marshall. Which likely constituted mental torture, which will haunt this poor intern for the rest of his or her life.
I do not believe the order of events as related by Fox.
Indeed, I'm pretty sure the intern must have asked Josh Marshall for the info before the waterboarding ever occurred. (This is because gentle persuasion works only BEFORE torture, not after it.)
Thus, I personally believe that Fox was more interested in gaining notoriety by waterboarding than actually ascertaining the information of the intern. They likely demeaned the intern and humiliated him or her for trying to deprive them of higher ratings via the waterboarding of Marshall, shown over and over and over and over and over and over and over.
There are many holes in this story. As I analyze it. The involvement of republicans, Fox, and torture, along with a traumatized intern suggests a very dark and terrible crime has been committed. And not by dd.
I hope you will update your post accordingly, steve. Or at the very least allow me to testify as a congressional hearing in the near future. If you're planning such a post. Because all of this, the framing of dd, the torture of Marshall, the intern abuse, we your readers. It all needs to come out!
We need a hero! A side-kick! A dramatic rescue. Stuff like that...
May 15, 2009 2:38 PM | Reply | Permalink
TP, I too am appalled by the unfortunate implication of Dickday in this ignoble affair but according to the media someone has to take the fall and God knows it can't be a Republican. (I've been throwing shoes at the TV all day.)
Hopefully, erstwhile bloggers like ourselves can band together and clear the good name of Mr Day and allow him the public drunkiness that all Americans are entitled to and according to that great American, and defender of all our 1st Amendment rights, Carrie Prejean, "We live in a land where you can choose same-sex marriage or opposite marriage." But, alas I digress.
I have erstwhile cub reporter Murry Katz working on answers to your perceptive points. He will also be contacting Bo Obama peesonally to get the W.H response to the besmirching of Mr Day's sordid, I mean solid reputation.
Re "We need a hero! A side-kick! A dramatic rescue. Stuff like that..." I believe that we have all of those with Mr Day, lately especially the "dramatic rescue" bit.
One interview that I did not include in the story was from Mr Day's Sunday School teacher who was concerned that he had been seen "around the library a lot lately."
PS it is concerned bloggers like you TP that makes me proud to be a part of this community. May the farce be with you.
May 15, 2009 4:08 PM | Reply | Permalink
God, the Farce! How could I forget the farce! I wonder if the farce speaks Farsi. I do not know Farsi, but I suspect dd would be able to decipher it somehow.
I'm glad Murry's on the case. But unfortunately Aunt Sam has implicated Murry in the initial "sniffing" of dd. However I have tried to get the two of them "off" - but Aunt Sam is now claiming Murry "spoke" with Fox.
So now I'm doubting Aunt Sam's sanity. Because #1, I doubt Murry can "speak" and #2, I'm sure Murry would not consort with a fox or Fox. I'm going to presume temporary insanity on the part of Aunt Sam. Otherwise we're in big trouble here. And she's working with Fox or something. I hate to have it come to that!
We need a big media campaign to make Fox take the fall. That's my strategy. Fox must fall! Even if takes the whole repub party (not very big anymore) down with it!
May 15, 2009 4:23 PM | Reply | Permalink
Thera! How could you?!?!?
My mole in Fox (heh heh) told me about Murry's role. I was simply enlightening you. Steve isn't going to spill because of what I stated.
Of course I'm insane! Proved and supported by the fact I'm sitting here, madly pecking (sorry bwak) away and giggling as I interact nonsensically on this (too clever by half) post with you! In the meantime, work goes undone as I ignore client projects and the dust bunnies are multiplying as I speak. Not to mention unwashed dishes and hair!
OOps - there is a knock at the door. And there they are! Great hulking shadowy figures who must be here to take me away - but to where? Hope it's the funny farm and not the other one where I will no doubt succomb to nasty interrogation techniques and tell all about this place!
Gotta go - (help?!?) - Later (tell dd .......
May 15, 2009 4:43 PM | Reply | Permalink
Good! Whew! Now you're certifiable! Ok. Now I can breathe again. The dust bunnies, the lack of being able to focus on work. The crazy posting. Yes, it's all fitting together now.
Just relax. Breath deeply. And enjoy it while it lasts....
May 15, 2009 5:12 PM | Reply | Permalink
Murry doesn't speak but he does whine a lot. He also pees a lot and I don't speak peechon. As Murry pees with Bo Obama is aunt sam trying to implicate that the W.H is behind this and is using Dickday to take the heat off of House Speaker Nancy Pelosi.
I have serious doubts re a Fox/Murry connection as his dream in life is to pee on Billo's leg. I know it's not me but I will admit to watching Fox morning news cause I like looking at Megan Kelly's legs (I tell the wife it's because Bill Hemmer tells it like it is).
No, no I'm really starting to think aunt sam may be the mole here. She does follow Rutabaga Ridgepole who follows Lalo35adm (all good people mind you). The mystery deepens. "Who framed Dickday?" Could it be Judge Doom, himself?
May 15, 2009 4:51 PM | Reply | Permalink
Blunderdick!
May 15, 2009 5:20 PM | Reply | Permalink
Along with his pal, Widdledub!
May 15, 2009 5:20 PM | Reply | Permalink
Steve,
Just returned from my interrogation. I now know the truth about your role in this debacle.
In your attempt to deflect the spotlight from Murry's role, you now try to assert I am the mole? Interesting. Also very unwise!
You made a mistake - when the call allegedly from Murry came into FOX, it was recorded. While the 'woofs' were close, the lab tests prove it was not Murry, but someone who was impersonating him! And yet the call was traced back to your phone! Sloppy, very sloppy.
And admitting your obsession with Megan's legs cinches it! She gave you up under the threat of being locked in a room with Rush for 60 seconds unless she told the truth! And you've proven you lie, even to your wife. Dispicable.
Have to say it's interesting that you checked up on who I 'follow'. (And to be clear, I have been 'following' you also, but intend to now 'follow' you more closely. heh heh)
And your phrase, "Who framed Dickday?" Could it be Judge Doom, himself?
Or was he framed? Was this just an attempt at being clever on yours and his part to muddy the already dirty waters?
Is he innocent? I think we all know the answer to that query.
May 15, 2009 9:44 PM | Reply | Permalink
Aunt Sam,
I'm truly sorry to have put you through this. "I was tossing and turning all night." "Lying there waiting till the morning light." Yes, yes I realized, I had wronged you AND I had wronged poor, innocent, misunderstood, Dickday.
Who had the most to gain from implicating Day and who was in the bedroom with Professor Plum? House Speaker Nancy Pelosi! Yes, it was she and not be me that framith the Day. Quoth Sir John, and Sir Paul, "Boy, you been a naughty girl you let your knickers down. I am the eggman, they are the eggmen. I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob."
I don't know how I can make this up toDay especially since I've drawn such abject pleasure in topping him in comments and rec's. Oh me, oh my.
And, please don't tell my wife about my Megan obsession, I mean she's not even Jewish (Megan).
So now we know "Who framed Dickday?" The question is "Who framed House Speaker Nancy Pelosi!?" Could it be Judge Doom, himself?
May 16, 2009 9:55 AM | Reply | Permalink
Oh Steve,
Whilst dd may not of committed SOME of the crimes cited here, we all know he is far from innocent.
And I fear, paybacks - like Coulter and Palin are a B---h. Be wary. I have learned that dd is making a list of those who have accused him here and is chuckling madly as he creates his master plan of revenge. It is not the allegations cited that is so repugnant to him, but as he advised - BEATING ME TWO TO ONE ON RECS AND THREE TO ONE ON COMMENTS ALL AT MY EXPENSE - is to him the most vile of acts.
Protect Murry and take care. We are all now at risk of being targeted by the Master!
May 16, 2009 11:18 AM | Reply | Permalink
I hear you! But while Murry looks soft and cuddly he is in reality -- a JEWISH PIT BULL!!! Beware Day!
Now, I must take my leave to work on my next blog; Dickday Wrote "Howard The Duck" While Kidnapping The Lindbergh Baby! Stay tuned...
May 16, 2009 11:41 AM | Reply | Permalink
Minnesota bills itself as the "Land of 10,000 Lakes" when in fact it has only 1,000 lakes and 9,000 mosquito infested swamps. The mosquito is MN's state bird.
Every tiny rural town in the midwest has the "largest" something or other, usually a misbegotten attempt to draw tourists. Most of these are fiberglass statues of Paul Bunyan which were made in Azuza California.
Here's one statue that made it to New Jersey which inexpicably has Alfred E. Neuman's head on top wearing a straw boater.
http://www.roadsideamerica.com/set/images/NJmufalf.jpg
Hillary does not in fact color her hair. A do that nice takes a professional.
May 15, 2009 2:57 PM | Reply | Permalink
There is this cute little shire called Bawabac about seven miles from here where I spent a lot of time a few years ago when it was the closest town.
It is about three blocks long and four blocks wide. It has a town square smaller than my yard in Edina.
In the middle of the square is a plastic moose. I would walk my dog down there and back. She would stand and bark at the damn thing.
More fun than the worlds largest ball of twine or string or whatever the hell it is.
I liked Alfred E. though. hahaha
WHO THINKS THESE THINGS UP? THERE MUST BE QUINNS SCATTERED OVER THE ENTIRE COUNTRY.
May 15, 2009 4:56 PM | Reply | Permalink
Some background Dick:
http://nwitimes.com/articles/2009/02/01/entertainment/entertainment/doc8b1d74886f947f658625754d0061273d.txt
May 15, 2009 5:12 PM | Reply | Permalink
That is a GREAT link. hahahaha
May 15, 2009 5:19 PM | Reply | Permalink
I assume all of you have seen, or read "Noises Off"? This thread resembles its sensibility, or irreverent lack thereof, yes? no? (Door slam/open, etc...)
May 15, 2009 5:18 PM | Reply | Permalink
I know not whereof you speak...
May 15, 2009 5:21 PM | Reply | Permalink
"Noises Off" ok. Play much better then film. My heart goes out to the Theater of the Absurd, my peeps.
May 15, 2009 7:01 PM | Reply | Permalink
And all this time I thought dd had a winter home in MN and a summer home in VA. Sounded a little screwy, but then it's dd so anything goes.
May 15, 2009 5:59 PM | Reply | Permalink
What I want to know is when are the photos going to be release. We have not seen the tragic evidence of the vile acts commmitted against marshal, loon, et al. They must be released immediately in order to evoke sufficient outrage from the public and to put pressure on the DOJ to take action. Why is the DOJ protecting Dick? What are they hiding? There must be accountability.
May 15, 2009 6:05 PM | Reply | Permalink
whether Dick Day committed torture is beside the point.
The real issue is whether or not fruits and vegetables are mounting a surprise attack on the human race.
Now we're talking about a lot of factions here, some leafy, others bulbs and stems, some root and tuberous--most favor a peaceful existence and are more than happy to be grown, mass produced and eaten. But there are radicals who would seek to destroy our way of life.
Suppose we were to capture a zucchini and it was a ticking time bomb scenario. What would you be willing to do to extract information?
May 15, 2009 6:18 PM | Reply | Permalink
Seriously, we already have real evidence that their nutritional contents have been downgraded in order to create nutritional deficiencies throughout the human race contributing to widescale health issues and death around the world. There is no way to measure the exact number of deaths they are responsible for. This is truly a world wide terrorist network.
May 15, 2009 6:25 PM | Reply | Permalink
And geese as a species have threatened not to fly in formation until the photos are released. The FAA are seriously concerned about this threat.
May 15, 2009 6:31 PM | Reply | Permalink
geese plotted to bring down that plane in the Hudson, oh I would not underestimate geese for one second. Hard to infiltrate one of their sleeper cells. So few of our CIA field operatives speak good Andean goose. Maybe good enough to pass as one for two days, three tops. SWANS ARE COMMIE PINKOS!!
May 15, 2009 7:20 PM | Reply | Permalink
Yes, and the Canadian Geese... they are the worst just flying over the border willy, nilly trying to blend in with all of the other geese.
We have to take serious measures against this threat to our aviation industry.
Some have suggested that we build a long fence along the border and hang it from the clouds to prevent them from getting into our airspace.
May 15, 2009 7:37 PM | Reply | Permalink
If I nearly died laughing, does that mean tpmgary has committed torcha? Or perhaps it's healthcare! (Since laughter is the best medicine.)
May 15, 2009 6:38 PM | Reply | Permalink
You people all need serious professional help. :-)
May 15, 2009 6:24 PM | Reply | Permalink
After 8 years of Cheney/Bush torture it's understandable we lost our minds...
Free Dickday! Free Dickday...
May 15, 2009 6:31 PM | Reply | Permalink
Look son, we live in a dangerous world with vigilante vegetables fruits and grains. Who's going to help keep us safe? You? We have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep and think we need professional help. You think it's all just a joke. You don't want the truth. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want us thinking about threats from pears. You need us thinking about threats from pears. We use words like Honor, Code, Loyalty. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punchline! I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that we contemplate and then questions the manner in which we contemplate it! I would rather you just said "Thank you" and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up an apple and interrogate it!! Either way, I don't give a damn what you think!!
May 15, 2009 6:50 PM | Reply | Permalink
DID YOU ORDER THE CODE RED???
May 18, 2009 12:48 PM | Reply | Permalink
Boyd,
Seriously? Way too late for that. The nets have now been cast and the catch is huge! I've requested a mauve straight jacket.
(So glad to see ya!)
May 16, 2009 10:49 AM | Reply | Permalink
New evidence has come to light that Dick Day actually attempted to destroy the plaid pajamas, their demise was no accident, for fear they would be used as evidence against him.
May 15, 2009 6:39 PM | Reply | Permalink
Hooray for Virginia, Minnesota - home to Dickday & birthplace of Daniel Berrigan (if I can trust Wikipedia).
May 15, 2009 6:42 PM | Reply | Permalink
"Blogger Dickday Responsible For Waterboarding!"
Oh,geez! My apologies to Dick Cheney for all the badmouthing I've been doing about him behind his back :)
May 15, 2009 6:44 PM | Reply | Permalink
I knew it... I knew it! In February, he was bragging that he'd finally nailed the guy who sank the Lusitania. And get this! It was Howard Stern! Have you seen a picture of Stern lately? He has so many bamboo shoots sticking in him, he looks like a Trader Vic's wallhanging! DAMMIT!
May 15, 2009 6:53 PM | Reply | Permalink
In its neverending search for truth Fox News has discovered the plaid pajamas were destroyed by an embarassing accident and not part of the coverup.
They are also reporting the vegetables and fruits have no intelligence and are not plotting to destroy us to which the rest of the thinking world replied, 'that's just a load of crap. Fox is trying to take away your guns. They are conspiring with the terrorists trying to get you to invite broccoli into your homes putting your family in danger.'
Sean Hannity offered to eat a banana for charity to prove how harmless they are. Keith Olberman offered to buy him the banana.
May 15, 2009 7:13 PM | Reply | Permalink
In her latest rinse, scrub, repeat segment Rachel Maddow suggested that Dick Day get dressed and wash his plaid pajamas.
With regards to the fruits and vegetables and the Maddow Show there was a deafening silence...
Apparently Maddow has been complicit with the Lemon and Lime lobby to support her mixed drink habit. In response to our calls for comment we were told, 'we're buzy..(hiccup).'
May 15, 2009 7:24 PM | Reply | Permalink
So far no one has mentioned the warrantless Vulcan Mind Meld! To someone in Day's mental condition the aftereffects could be catastrophic, he could become NORMAL!
May 15, 2009 7:57 PM | Reply | Permalink
You must have missed Nemoy's appearance on Meet The Press when David Gregory stated 'we all know that the accusations of warrantless Mind Melds being used against american citizens is just a coverup.' Gregory then stated 'the evidence clearly demonstrates that Dick Day was the matermind behind all of the deception and abuse.'
To which Nemoy responded 'As we discussed when we met privately before the show, that's correct, David.'
May 15, 2009 8:30 PM | Reply | Permalink
This Just in from Faux News!
The plaid pajamas have been found at the bottom of Ncy Pelosi's laundry basket.
Laundered and pressed.
Details to come....
Too funny! Thanks Mr. Katz.
May 15, 2009 8:17 PM | Reply | Permalink
DD's striking absence from the later part of this thread has me worried. Has he been spirited away? Is he in an undisclosed location with Blunderdick and Widdledub?
Oh, dd, wherefor art thou?
May 15, 2009 8:27 PM | Reply | Permalink
I just spoke my mind. I have nothing left to say until i see my attorney
May 15, 2009 9:24 PM | Reply | Permalink
(Heart) Breaking news to be sure. I’ve always loved DD (that rascal.) However, I cannot defend someone who uses Knights in White Satin to lure unsuspecting curly-haired women into Lutkefish barrels only to offer them moonlight grahams and milk. I mean there is more to a substantial defense than waterboarding zucchinis.
To add some further insult, I tried to take the Virginia Minnesota tour up there and was redirected into Javahell where Murray lurked with x-rated breath because dickday was creating psychological links to Dylan on the other side of the TPM screen. I tried to ask him about his “problems” but he thought I’d said “rob them” and took off with Mini-D who had whiskey and cigs. Murray states evidence like any other dog. I don’t really believe him.
Spock showed up later dressed as Arthur and once again DD turned “Live Long and Prosper” into “live long and proper.” As nothing seemed more ludicrous, he devised a thought sprocket out of his old computer parts and turned American spirit into a dual series on Jaynesian Mindism.
May 15, 2009 8:41 PM | Reply | Permalink
ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!!! DAMMIT. THIS FELINE CANINE IS BEATING ME TWO TO ONE ON RECS AND THREE TO ONE ON COMMENTS ALL AT MY EXPENSE.
I DEMAND FIFTY PER CENT OF THE REVENUES
hhahahahahahah
This is pretty funny stuff. hahhahah
May 15, 2009 9:15 PM | Reply | Permalink
Murry has offered to share his chewy with you. It's the best I can do.
Please take solace that mockery is the best form of flattery, at least that's what the bully that teased me in Hebrew School told me.
"TWO TO ONE ON RECS AND THREE TO ONE ON COMMENTS," weally...
Murry we did it!!!
May 15, 2009 9:34 PM | Reply | Permalink
the bully in hebrew school hahahahahahah
May 15, 2009 9:36 PM | Reply | Permalink
The Spanish are assisting with aid and 'intelligence'.
They are sending a geese missile defense system.
This sysem is basically made up of catapults which they recommend loading with live cows to vault at the geese thus foiling their covert operations.
The WSPA and WLPA have joined forces however and have registered their objections on behalf of both cows and geese arguing that innocent cows should not be lobbed at geese regardless of their attempt so fly in unusual formations and to disrupt the safe passage of aircraft in our airspace. Noting that all geese are innocent until they bring down an aircraft.
May 15, 2009 9:30 PM | Reply | Permalink
oops this should have been attached to the string on geese...
May 15, 2009 9:33 PM | Reply | Permalink
Who woulda thought all this kind of stuff was going on up there in Viagra, Minnesota?
May 15, 2009 10:42 PM | Reply | Permalink
ITS VIRGINIA FOR CHRISSAKES (blesses himself) like the ship
May 15, 2009 10:44 PM | Reply | Permalink
Ship? What ship? Cruise ship? Sailing ship? Star ship? Oh, I'll bet it was a ship from Starfleet. Leonard Nimoy has tremendous pull with Starfleet Command and gravity. And they have to get all that Viagra into outer space somehow to take care of all the dysfunctions of erecting things on planets far, far away in another galaxy. Starship Viagra to the rescue! I'm glad you cleared that up for me, dd.
May 15, 2009 11:02 PM | Reply | Permalink
A former foe of mine has faxed over a very interesting document which while not being the smoking gun connecting Cheney to Torture, is perhaps the poisoned flute. I just posted a blog with it's contents.
May 16, 2009 3:07 AM | Reply | Permalink