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Obama Calls Out The Israeli Government


Said it before, say it again, don't mess with a guy from the South Side of Chicago.

Israel's ynetnews reports; US official: No alternative to 2-state solution;
American president's special envoy to Middle East, George Mitchell, holds marathon talks with political echelon. 'Contrary to the impression created in Israel by the new government, Obama is determined to advance the peace process with the Palestinians in the near future,' says source involved in meetings.
Mitchell is making it very clear to the government of Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu, and Foreign Minister Avigdor Lieberman, who are pushing for an "economic solution," that there is only one plan, "the Road Map in accordance with the Annapolis understandings, which call for the establishment of a Palestinian state living in peace alongside the Jewish state." 
"There is nothing to add to the very clear statements made by former Senator Mitchell," said an American source involved in the meetings. "Whoever hasn't comprehended this, doesn't understand what President Obama is saying."
Obama made it clear that he has no patience for Netanyahu stalling tactics:
"Contrary to the impression created in Israel by the new government," said an American source between one meeting to another, "President Obama is determined to advance the peace process with the Palestinians in the near future.
 
There is a reason for envoy Mitchell's third visit to Jerusalem, there is a reason for his intention to rent offices here, and there is a reason for President Abbas and the Jordanian king being invited to the White House.
Obama is starting to push Netanyahu into a metaphorical corner:
 ...Mitchell's pressure during this visit, which may be followed by a meeting between Netanyahu and Obama several weeks from now, is making senior governmental officials sweat.
When confronted with the American demand that Israel recognizes the two states for two people solution, Netanyahu told Mitchell that the Palestinians must first recognize Israel as a Jewish state. The Israeli demand, which is presented as a condition for moving forward, is aimed at shaking off the pressure.
Netanyahu is a tough cookie and so are his supporters - but so is Obama. 

The is an old Jewish story (one year our Rabbi told it on Yom Kippur):
An old Jewish man finds a lamp in the desert.  He begins to polish it when a genie emerges and offers him a wish: "Anything you want."  So the old Jew says, "You know, I'd like for there to be peace in the Middle East, for Israel to live as a free and open country, and all the people there to live in peace and harmony with the Arabs. Here's the map of the Middle East, here's Israel, and here's the Arabs, and they've been fighting for centuries."

The genie says,  "That's world politics. I don't know if I can do that."

The old man says, "Well, in that case, my wife, uhh,  I really want her to give me oral sex once in a while."

"Is she also Jewish?"  the genie asks.

"Yes."

And the genie says, "Let me see that map again."
I say there is a new genie in town, President Barack Obama.

 Famous Jewish Punch lines

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Nicely done, stevekatz. A good read in all ways, from the info to the fun.

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Thanks anna am. Obama needs to carry his message to the American Jewish community to further isolate the Netanyahu/Lieberman agenda.

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Obama is carrying the message to the communtity...Check out J Street and others....Think the 'failed old hawk-BiBi' is rattling swords to upset the Iranian elections and divert attention away from the MESS made in Gaza!

AIFL has fewer donations and support for blanket agression and obfuscated infringement are no longer evident!

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Well . . .

It's best if one was to clean up their own yard first, before telling others to clean up their's...

Just saying . . .

~OGD~

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Great stuff, Mr. Steve!

Interesting idea you have of working with Jewish community. Of course, obstructionist Bibi will have an analogous plan, no? "We urgently need your support now, as our very right to exist is threatened like never before," blah-blah?

Anyway, here's to the new genie!

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Thank you so much for this Steve Katz.

Obviously, Palestinians are going to need all the support as they can get to counter the new Israeli administration. Let us mobilize and not live our lives in fear of being labeled anti-semitic or self-hating. It's getting old.

Having lived in the West Bank for two years, I worry.

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Having visited Israel a number of times (taking also a part in the number of official delegations in the West Bank on behalf of EU financial organizations), I have no worries. Your tough guy from the South Side of Chicago is a Poosy Cat comparing to Netanyahu and Lieberman and this is not to mention other tough players in the neighborhood (Arabs, Iranians). There is nothing your guy can possibly contribute to resolve this conflict, except perhaps a relocating the so-called Palestinians to Jordan (You and your friends can also take a few hard-core Hamas freedom fighters into your nice sub-urban neighborhoods). God bless America! Peace Now, Yeh...

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