- “We should get large groups of people to go into Rand Paul events and just yell "Aqua Buddha!" at random”
Posted on Rand Paul Denies Kidnapping, Says He Can't Remember The Rest (VIDEO) August 10, 2010 9:39 PM - “I proclaim that this is video is full of Colbert Nation Win.”
Posted on Colbert Calls Out Laura Ingraham For 'Hideous, Hackneyed Racial Stereotypes' In Her Obama Book (VIDEO) August 4, 2010 1:18 PM - “Banshees are Irish Spirits that wail really loudly, sometimes lethally so, according to legend.”
Posted on Colbert Calls Out Laura Ingraham For 'Hideous, Hackneyed Racial Stereotypes' In Her Obama Book (VIDEO) August 4, 2010 11:58 AM - “The works of the devil are not in paper, but in hearts corrupted by hatred. A Christian should not show”
Posted on Florida 'Church' Demonstrates How Christians Should Burn Koran (VIDEO) July 28, 2010 11:00 AM - “He ought to resign. The Democratic Party and its supporters deserve the highest standards from their leaders.”
Posted on Rangel Faces Tough Fight In Ethics Committee Trial July 26, 2010 5:42 PM - “The courts interpret the law. Congress writes the laws. If Congress wants to be charitable, it can be charitable. If”
Posted on Talkin' 'Bout My Glenn-eration: TPM Endures Week Three Of Beck University July 22, 2010 5:39 PM - “I feel sorry for the woman I just ran over with my car. I'm sure that will help her get”
Posted on Breitbart Feels Sorry For Shirley Sherrod (VIDEO) July 21, 2010 12:31 PM - “No, you STFU. I can respect you taking a position, but if you're unwilling to explain it, you're unworthy of”
Posted on Obama Signs Wall Street Reform Into Law July 21, 2010 12:28 PM - “Breitbart seems to want to take it down from being Actual Malice (meaning the ****er lied knowingly) to being reckless”
Posted on Breitbart On Sherrod's NAACP Speech: 'I Did Not Edit This Thing' July 20, 2010 6:08 PM - “Frankly, I'm beginning to get very annoyed with the pre-emptive resignation to this BS. I think we should have the”
Posted on It's Unanimous! GOP Says No To Unemployment Benefits, Yes To Tax Cuts For The Rich July 13, 2010 9:15 PM - “No, that's not the Deepwater Horizon, if that's what you're saying. The manipulation there, in the real photo, is the”
Posted on BUSTED: The Economist Photoshops Obama To Make Him Look More Depressed And Alone July 5, 2010 1:37 PM - “Perhaps we should show him what real whining looks like. (Warning: Impotent Boehner on display)”
Posted on Boehner: Obama Spends A Lot Of Time 'Whining' (VIDEO) July 1, 2010 10:21 PM - “Somebody should ask him what exactly a jobs bill can be if it can't be a stimulus bill. Ten to”
Posted on Boehner To White House: Nuh-Uh, You're The Ones Who Are 'Out Of Touch' June 30, 2010 5:20 PM - “To put it bluntly, when you must win at any cost, you end up, by logical consequence, willing to win”
Posted on Israel's Press' Political Leukemia June 30, 2010 2:53 PM - “You'll have to clear something up for me: Clark actually won a war. Indications are, McChrystal is not doing the”
Posted on How McChrystal And Co. Blew The Rolling Stone Profile June 22, 2010 4:43 PM - “I understand progressive's frustrations. But let my fellow progressives understand my math: Put simply, we're having this much trouble with”
Posted on Liberals and Obama on the Oil Spill -- continued June 19, 2010 12:05 AM - “I think I would join the late George Carlin through paraphrase in saying that I wouldn't fuck her with a”
Posted on Michele Bachmann's Husband To Supporters: Don't Let Them F*** Her June 18, 2010 11:38 PM - “It was funny for a little while, but then I started thinking, we're expected two generations worth of f***ed up”
Posted on Jon Stewart On Barbour Saying MS Beaches Are Clean: He's Like The Mayor From 'Jaws' (VIDEO) June 9, 2010 12:37 PM - “The Rio clip nearly dropped me on the floor with laughter. Obama, on a boat! And folks? Spock was cool.”
Posted on Media Demands That Obama Show More Emotion About The Oil Spill (VIDEO) June 8, 2010 5:04 PM - “Born to rule this nation? Sorry fellow, no royalty here. As much as you may want to be a royal”
Posted on Palin: Oil Spill Proves We Were Right About 'Drill, Baby, Drill' June 2, 2010 3:43 PM - “Hey folks, wouldn't "Kill it with porn" make a great internet meme?”
Posted on Dems Thwart GOP Plan To Kill Science Jobs Bill With Porn Provision June 2, 2010 10:55 AM - “Okay, let me see if I have this straight. When Republicans put a measure on a bill that uses the”
Posted on Dems Thwart GOP Plan To Kill Science Jobs Bill With Porn Provision June 2, 2010 10:53 AM - “Do they now? And do flowers fly out of their ass when they fart? Perhaps they just had their problem”
Posted on Al And Tipper Gore Separating After 40 Years Of Marriage June 1, 2010 4:21 PM - “Oh, I would like to think that if I were paid to get shot to protect people and uphold the”
Posted on Man Who Killed Arkansas Police Was Failed Pitchman For Bizarre Anti-Debt Scheme (VIDEO) May 24, 2010 5:29 PM - “I think Massa's got something wrong neurologically. Not that I doubt that Cheney might want Petraeus to run, but I”
Posted on Massa To Esquire: Cheney And Petraeus Discussed 'A Coup D'Etat' May 24, 2010 2:24 PM - “I always find it interesting that Republicans who seem to be unable to stand to be in the same room”
Posted on GOP Kills Science Jobs Bill By Forcing Dems To Vote For Porn May 14, 2010 3:31 PM - “Oh, come on. Catch the Godwin variant of Tourettes from Beck and just call them Nazis!”
Posted on The Daily Show: 'Glenn Beck Has Nazi Tourette's' (VIDEO) May 13, 2010 1:01 PM - “He has free speech rights. Nobody's going to hunt him down for an opinion. But he can't expect there not”
Posted on NJ Judge Resigns Over His Film About Obama's 'Deal With The Devil' (VIDEO) May 8, 2010 1:24 PM - “Look, people like me are going to bring an end to those wars, without losing our senses of humor. We”
Posted on Obama And Leno Share A Timeslot At Correspondents' Dinner (VIDEO) May 3, 2010 11:41 AM - “Mister, I may not have your years beat, but I was definitely more mature in my first posts on political”
Posted on Obama And Leno Share A Timeslot At Correspondents' Dinner (VIDEO) May 3, 2010 11:38 AM
