If anyone is getting Obama withdrawal, you can turn to Channel 73 on the Dish Network and watch him 24/7.  If you know any undecided voters with Dish Network, tell them to tune in.

Anyone remember when Mr. Shaw asked the infamous question of Gov. Dukakis?  Dukakis was against the death penalty and  Shaw asked if he would oppose the death penalty if his wife was raped and murdered.

Sarah Palin opposes abortion, even in cases of rape.  I would ask her if she would get an abortion if she was raped.  Someone already asked her about if her daughter was raped, and she said she would "choose life." 

We all know there is no way McCain can let Palin debate Biden on Thursday.  I am just wondering how they will bow out.  What excuse will they use to suspend the campaign?  Vote for your favorite or suggest your own.

10. Have to act as wedding planner

9: Have to go and flog congress to pass important legislation

8.  Too busy stuffing cash in mattress

7. Credit Card at limit, couldn't afford airfare

6.  Needed to stalk Tina Fey

5. Laryngitis

4. Protesting because Biden said she was pretty

3. Malamute ate her prep materials

2. Had to travel to Nome to watch out for Russians

1. Her daughter has leaking amniotic fluid

There is no way John McCain can let her attend this debate --  It will surely be the end of his campaign if he does.