My New Healthcare Plan
I am a healthcare professional and the events of this past several weeks have given me a new idea for a national healthcare plan for everyone. I am not a business person, so forgive me if I don't use the proper business terminology. This will be a single player plan.
Here is the plan in seven simple steps:
1. Consolidate all the current various and sundry companies that provide medical care into about 4 or 5 big companies.
2. Conceive of an aggressive (and borderline fraudulent) marketing plan to recruit investors into these companies.
3. Insure everyone -- even people who have no assets, no income, and no prospects.
4. These companies should borrow a lot of money from numerous sources, domestic and international.
5. Consolidate even more. Our goal would be to end up with two or three truly massive international conglomerates.
6. Keep on getting deeper into debt until one by one these companies start to collapse.
7. Now that these companies are "too big to fail" we can call up George W. Bush to bail them out!
Tada! There you have it, a National Healthcare System.
We better hurry, we only have a few months left (or maybe not, but that is another story...)
Here is the plan in seven simple steps:
1. Consolidate all the current various and sundry companies that provide medical care into about 4 or 5 big companies.
2. Conceive of an aggressive (and borderline fraudulent) marketing plan to recruit investors into these companies.
3. Insure everyone -- even people who have no assets, no income, and no prospects.
4. These companies should borrow a lot of money from numerous sources, domestic and international.
5. Consolidate even more. Our goal would be to end up with two or three truly massive international conglomerates.
6. Keep on getting deeper into debt until one by one these companies start to collapse.
7. Now that these companies are "too big to fail" we can call up George W. Bush to bail them out!
Tada! There you have it, a National Healthcare System.
We better hurry, we only have a few months left (or maybe not, but that is another story...)




