I ran across this from my seldom-updated TPM blog:

Bush says we're not heading for recession. Right.

You know, if George W. Bush says we're not headed into recession, it's time to update your resume.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080228/ap_on_go_pr_wh/bush_11

Man, did I hit that nail right on the head and bury it in the plank.  Left a dimple, too.