Who cares?

Evangelical marriage concern trolls and right wing idiots have a problem with the word. Their God don't like faggots calling marriage...well...marriage. It's gotta be a boner and a hole to call it marriage dude, don'tcha know? No poles and poles. No holes and holes. Eternal love doesn't matter.

What we're really talking about here is equal rights for all people. That includes the legal privileges afforded to people who are joined in a legal union. If I were gay, fighting for equal rights, I wouldn't even want it called a marriage. Shit, I'm hetero and I don't even like the word marriage.

Give it up.

Fight for equal privileges and give them their sacred name. Let them vow to their fair God and define marriage as between a hole and a pole. Make up a name. I'm kinda fond of Oonga Friggin Boonga' myself, in their right wing self righteous God Squad face.