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Good Grief. Instead of 'Marriage', Why Don't We Call Gay 'Marriage', Oonga Friggin' Boonga?


Who cares?

 

Evangelical marriage concern trolls and right wing idiots have a problem with the word. Their God don't like faggots calling marriage...well...marriage. It's gotta be a boner and a hole to call it marriage dude, don'tcha know? No poles and poles. No holes and holes. Eternal love doesn't matter.

 

What we're really talking about here is equal rights for all people. That includes the legal privileges afforded to people who are joined in a legal union. If I were gay, fighting for equal rights, I wouldn't even want it called a marriage. Shit, I'm hetero and I don't even like the word marriage.

 

Give it up.

 

Fight for equal privileges and give them their sacred name. Let them vow to their fair God and define marriage as between a hole and a pole. Make up a name. I'm kinda fond of Oonga Friggin Boonga' myself, in their right wing self righteous God Squad face.

 

I now pronounce you, Oonga and Boonga. Check the box labeled 'Oonga Boonga filing jointly'.

If They Want President Obama to Fail, Did a Successful Rescue Break Their Hearts?


Some people openly admit they want Obama to fail. In my mind I suppose many of them do, but might think it too hideous a concept to brag about.

 

Will they admit they were hoping for the worst in this latest pirate hostage situation? After all, what could possibly be better than for Obama to fail at this international challenge and hoping for the worst ending imaginable.

 

So what do you suppose that would mean? The worst would be what? The pirates kill the Skipper and make a clean getaway with millions in ransom loot.

 

Not so unimaginable to me anymore.

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