A spokesman for Obama '08 said that it was "unlikely" that Barack Obama would be able to remove Hillary Clinton's boot from his ass prior to the primaries in Indiana and North Carolina scheduled for May 6th.
The spokesman went on to say that despite media reports that Hillary's boot was lodged 10 inches up Obama's anus, it was actually "barely 9 1/4 inches up there, which technically should be rounded down to 9, not up to 10."
The spokesman continued, "when you look at it like that, it almost like her boot wasn't up Barack's ass at all."

BITCHES!!!!!