It distresses us deeply that the Mr Obama has once again threatened our Democratic People's Republic of Korea.  The beautiful Miss Sarah has decoded the secret mission of these running dogs of the current American regime. 

We now understand the true meaning of health care reform.  It is an assault on the children of North Korea.  We are so angry we may have to fire another Taep'o-dong in the general direction of Hawaii.  And it will take more than a visit for Mr Bill to talk us out of it this time.

We love you Sarah.