Ms. Palin has taken a page from the playbook of a fellow Great Leader.  We too can see Russia, if we stand in just the right spot on a really clear day (or drive northeast to our common border with them).  We too have been bruised and battered by the cruel taunting of a lap-dog media and feel her pain.  We too have been frustrated by those who don't get our fashion sense.

The way to get someone's attention is to drop a bomb upon them.  This is a well known tenet of the Art of War.  We win by turning the devious into the direct, and misfortune into gain.  Feign disorder, and crush your enemies.

We love you Sarah and wish you bon chance.