It distresses us deeply that the Mr Obama has once again threatened our Democratic People's Republic of Korea.  The beautiful Miss Sarah has decoded the secret mission of these running dogs of the current American regime. 

We now understand the true meaning of health care reform.  It is an assault on the children of North Korea.  We are so angry we may have to fire another Taep'o-dong in the general direction of Hawaii.  And it will take more than a visit for Mr Bill to talk us out of it this time.

We love you Sarah.

Ms. Palin has taken a page from the playbook of a fellow Great Leader.  We too can see Russia, if we stand in just the right spot on a really clear day (or drive northeast to our common border with them).  We too have been bruised and battered by the cruel taunting of a lap-dog media and feel her pain.  We too have been frustrated by those who don't get our fashion sense.

 

The way to get someone's attention is to drop a bomb upon them.  This is a well known tenet of the Art of War.  We win by turning the devious into the direct, and misfortune into gain.  Feign disorder, and crush your enemies.

 

We love you Sarah and wish you bon chance.

If God had not intended for Senator Coleman to defend his right to hold on to the Permanent Republican Majority he would not have created lawyers.

It is God's Will that Senator Coleman retain his seat, just as it is God's Will Governor Palin rise from the shackles of McCainism to defeat B.Hussein Obama.  He will prevail.  WE will prevail.  Resistance is futile.

As we all know, Obama PROMISED a bipartisan approach to his new administration.  He PROMISED that it would include representation from the party of privilege, the party that should have won, the party that had the election stolen from it by ACORN and all of those voters.

 

If Obama is so bipartisan, why didn't he put a proper Republican in the Secretary of State position?  That's what we republicans would have done.  Why didn't he put a republican in at treasury?  and justice? and commerce?  That's what a republican would have done.  And this Gates character?  if he were a proper republican he would have resigned..  He clearly doesn't count.

 

Clearly Obama doesn't understand the concepts of bipartisanship or the permanent republican majority.  If he genuinely believed in the principles of bipartisan governance, he would surround himself with republicans.

 

I say we get the impeachment proceeding started now.

John McCain has you right where he wants you.

My feelings -- as usual -- we will slaughter them all. I triple guarantee you, the tide has turned; we are destroying them.

We are in control.  They are in a state of hysteria. Losers, they think that by trying to distort the feelings of the people they will win. I think they will not win, those bastards.

They are not in control of anything -- they don't even control themselves! 

I told you yesterday that the shock has backfired on them. Indeed, they are shocked because of what they have seen. This is the boa snake. We will extend it further and cut it in the appropriate way.

We will welcome them with ballots and shoes.

The American press is all about lies! All they tell is lies, lies, and more lies!

I blame Al-Jazeera!

One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How she got into my pajamas I'll never know.

Don't look now, but there's one man too many in this room, and I think it's John McCain.
Either he's dead or my watch has stopped.

Quote me as saying I was misquoted.

She reminds me of myself when I was younger.

Okay, thought the republicans were running a guy and and the democrates were running Clinton’s wife.

I accedently punch in the wrong number on the remote and see some sort of president debate and the rebublican is a chick and the demecrate is some old guy.  So what did I miss?  Whose the chick that running for president? 

All that winking made think that id landed on some porn channel,  but it seed pretty  obvious she was the presidenal candidate.  They don’t expect me too vote for a chick do they. 

A women fighting wars and stuff.  Get treal.  Thats almost scarier then getting a blck guy for president