I'm a progressive (remember, we don't say 'liberal" any more) in the Bible Belt. Many friends and relatives  are Fundies. As a public service, I'm happy to do translation work - Fundie to Reality.

Here's my bible quote 'o the day - "Lay not up for yourself treasures here on earth, where moth and rust doth corrupt...."
This is most commonly used on the driver of an Escalade sporting a "Jesus Saves" sticker.