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McCain pulls a Michelle. Nobody notices.

Everybody remember when the ABC News reporter pissed McCain off by asking how getting shot down was a credential?
 Good.

Now, does anybody remember how he responded when he regained composure? I can't find the exact quote, but it was something like "it taught me to love America by taking it away." Now, this is all well and good, but it leaves one question: what does that say about his feeling toward America before he was shot down?

What Obama"s speach tells us about his plans for Clinton and the Vice Presidency

Here is Obama on Clinton:
"And you can rest assured that when we finally win the battle for
universal health care in this country, she will be central to that
victory. When we transform our energy policy and lift our children out
of poverty, it will be because she worked to help make it happen. Our
party and our country are better off because of her, and I am a better
candidate for having had the honor to compete with Hillary Rodham
Clinton."

Now, what type of position does that sound like? In my opinion, the answer is definitely not VP, it is senator.


Why can't we have this?

Please read this article. Here's a nice selection for those of you who are lazy:
"According to the bill, the makeup of the committee
tasked with selecting judges - which has remained the sam sincethe
early 1950swill be altered. This panel reflects synergy between the
legislative branch, executive branch, judicial branch and the Israel
Bar. It is comprised of three Supreme Court justices, including the
court president; two ministers, including the justice minister who acts
as head of the committee; two members of Knesset; and two
representatives of the Israel Bar. The committee boasts a majority of
jurists so as to highlight its commitment to preserving the sanctity of
the legal profession; an emphasis on professional abilities is
considered a decisive factor in the nomination of judges. These
considerations serve as the criteria by which Supreme Court justices -
who are required to demonstrate a wide range of legal expertise,
competence and efficiency in view of the court's enormous workload -
are picked


The latest proposal will mandate that 11 members serve on the
panel, this time with a greater political representation. The bill
stipulates that one of the newly created panel slots be occupied by the
chairman of the Knesset's Constitution, Law and Justice Committee. In
effect, this move would reduce the Supreme Court's involvement in
selecting justices. The proposed law also states that the Supreme Court
president would be the sole justice on the panel; the other two seats
would be manned by two retired judges or by two former District Court
judges."
It should be noted that this body seems to be tasked with selecting judges for nomination.

Now, the thing is that I would kill for the US to use the structure stipulated in the bill, let alone the current Israeli system. And before you say it's unconstitutional, remember that there are executive committees for pretty much every other selection process.

So now I ask you: why can't we have this?

As this plays with judicial selection, I'd say this should be both muckraker and election central.

25%-25% it is!

Is there anything preventing a 25-25 split (50-50 at half strength)?

To Clinton and her supporters: what are you going to do, bleed on us? The primaries through the eyes of Monty Python

Clinton: I move for no man.Obama: So be it!Obama and Clinton: Aaah!, hiyaah!, etc. [Obama beats Clinton in Iowa and Virginia]Obama: Now stand aside, worthy adversary.Clinton: 'Tis but a scratch.Obama: A scratch? You're behind in the delegates!Clinton: No, I'm not.Obama: Well, what's that, then?Clinton: I've had worse.Obama: You liar!Clinton: Come on, you pansy! [clang] Huyah! [clang] Hiyaah! [clang] Aaaaaaaah! [Obama beats Clinton on Super Tuesday and in Potomac primaries]Obama: Victory is mine! [kneeling] We thank Thee Lord, that in Thy mer--Clinton: Hah!The skies will open, the light will come down, celestial choirs will be
singing and everyone will know we should do the right thing and the
world will be perfect! Come on, then.Obama: What? BLACK KNIGHT: Have at you!Obama isn't a Muslim, as far as I know
Obama: Eh. You are indeed brave, Senator, but the fight is
mine.Clinton: Oh, had enough, eh?Obama: Look, you stupid bastard. You've got no states left.Clinton: Yes, I have.Obama: Look!Clinton: Just a flesh wound.I remember landing under sniper fire. There was supposed to be some
kind of a greeting ceremony at the airport, but instead we just ran
with our heads down to get into the vehicles to get to our baseObama: Look, stop that.Clinton: Chicken! Denounce and reject him Chickennn!Obama: Look, I'll have your leg. [Ayers reference] Right! [whop] [Obama cleans up in Indiana and North Carolina]Clinton: Right. I'll do you for that!Obama: You'll what? Clinton: Come here!Obama (supporters): What are you going to do, bleed on me?Clinton: I'm invincible!Obama (supporters): You're a looney.Clinton: The Black Knight always gets hard working voters: white voters! Have at you! Come on,
then. [whop] [Obama gains needed delegates in Kentucky and wins in Oregon]Clinton (supporters): Oh? All right, we'll call it a draw and take Vice President. ARTHUR: Come, Edwards. BLACK KNIGHT: Oh. Oh, I see. Running away, eh? You yellow bastards!
Come back here and take what's coming to you. I'll bite
your legs off! I remember what happened to RFK!
Yeah, that was fun. This was a quick project, so I'm sure most of you guys could do it better.


Cool article on Dialy Kos: why everything you know about Puerto Rico is probably wrong

I just read this article,
and I must say that this is very interesting. It argues that all we
think we know about Puerto Rico is dubious, if not wrong, and the
actual result of the primary is anybody's guess.
For example, did
you know that only one poll was taken on the Puerto Rican populace, and
it was taken by a local paper with no polling experience back in April?

Senator Obama's plan to declare himself the President of The United States on January 20 on the steps of the Capitol Building is a slap in the face to the millions of voters in the remaining primary states and to Senator Clinton's 17 million supporter

Sorry, I couldn't resist.

I've also thought of such jokes as "Senator Obama's plan change my arguments into windmills is a slap in the face to the millions of voters in the remaining primary states and to Senator Clinton's 17 million supporters."

Would Vice President Clinton be the modern Thane Macbeth?

You know, at the beginning of this electing, I would have laughed at the concept, but now I really wouldn't put it past her. I even get the distinct feeling that she'd try something if she was made Secretary of Homeland Security, which is the last position on the line of succession.

How did the Knesset react to Bush?

So we all know that bush tried to trivialize the Shoah to support his petty politicking (odd spelling). Does anybody know how the Knesset, which includes members who actually remember what appeasement and Nazism were, react to this?

Best Daily Show episode since Panderer's Box

Turn on Comedy Central and watch the rerun tomorrow to catch what you missed, 'cause Stewart's on a roll, and Colbert can only go up from here!

If you though Wright was bad, listen to this guy!

It ends up that Obama admires another reverend who's said some inflammatory things. I mean, look at this:

"God didn't call America to engage in a senseless, unjust war. . . .
And we are criminals in that war. We've committed more war crimes
almost than any nation in the world, and I'm going to continue to say
it. And we won't stop it because of our pride and our arrogance as a
nation. But God has a way of even putting nations in their place...And
if you don't stop your reckless course, I'll rise up and break the
backbone of your power."

So I ask you, why won't senator Obama denounce the man who said these things? Why won't senator Obama denounce Martin Luther King?

Worst campaign chants: real and imaginary

I must say, this real one from a Clinton rally in Texas takes the cake:
"We need to clean up the white house, and we need a woman to do it!"
Wrong in so many, many ways.

I saw it on youtube a while back, and will see if I can get it. If any of you can find it, please post the link.


Any of you have chants you'd like to share?

How did you choose your favoured candidate?

So, I'd say this discussion is quite a simple one: say why you picked the candidacy you support, and discuss your reason and the reasons of others in a polite fashion (except for you, "present" and gotalife. You are allowed to post your reasons and participate in the discussion of your reasons, but I don't have the patience to police you in the discussion of others' reasons, which I know I would have to do if I let you, as I've been here long enough to predict your lack of common courtesy).

I'll start by saying I am an early Obamanaut, having picked him, I believe, before Iowa.
The reason for this is a strange one, being an admittedly niche issue that really doesn't effect (affect? screw it, I'm lazy) me directly.
I picked him over video games.
Obama is the only prominant candidate (as opposed to Mike Gravel [god only knows what he thinks], Kucinich, and, lets face it, Bill Richardson [my secondary choice]) who hasn't villainized them and called for their restriction, as opposed to Clinton, who is one of the most vocal critics of video games on the left.
Now, many of you are probably thinking "video games? He chose his candidate over video games? And he said that it doesn't effect him directly: does that mean he doesn't even play video games?" Well the answers are yes, yes, and my game system is a PS2, my newest game is Kingdom Hearts 2, and I never get around to playing anything anymore, so yes, though the other site I'm active on is Penny Arcade, and I'm somewhat in the culture.
So now the younger among you are probably thinking "omgwtfbbq?" and the older among you are thinking "what the hell does omgwtfbbq mean?" and both young and old are probably thinking "why won't he stop with the question and answer writing?"
The answers are:
1)If you think about it, does the gas tax holiday thing really matter, as it was never going to pass? Of course it did, and the reason it does is the same as why Clinton's rhetoric on video games matter. They both show that Clinton is willing to say or do anything to score political points.

The "harm" of video games is the most vacuous issue in modern politics (and yes, I have been paying attention for the last eight years). Video games are no more harmful than television, movies, punk, graffiti, rock, rock 'n roll, comic books, science fiction, jazz, radio (probably much less that this, as I video games have yet to produce a national panic resulting in people fleeing their towns and Hitler calling it "evidence of the decadence and corrupt condition of democracy."), swing (flappers, anyone?), ragtime, records, minimalism, burlesques, the printed word, writing, or auxiliary verbs. The opposition to them, just like all the things listed above, is pure pander, and a distinctive trait of a person not to be trusted in a position of governance (unless the person is really old and/or stupid, in which case he might actually believe it).

2) ongwtfbbq stands for "oh my god, what the f-ck, barbecue, and is an acronym used in half-serious surprise or perplexity.

3) Because I like this structure.

On Tibet, Xinjiang, and anti-Islamic bias

Could anybody explain why it's a huge controversy when the Chinese government puts down violent riots (there's a video of a little Han girl being tortured, so don't question the presence of violence) in Buddhist Tibet and it's a huge controversy, but it can put down a peaceful protest in Muslim Xinjiang without any complaint outside of the rare protester in a middle eastern country (hell, the Times even buried the news on the last page of the international section when it reported the event).

Now, you might say that the "splittists" in Xinjiang are terrorists, but that would be based upon information coming from the same people saying the Dalai Lama was planning to suicide bomb China himself.

Now, the only thing I can see that really differentiates the two is the fact that the Tibetans are Buddhists and the Uyghurs are Muslims, which definitely hurts our image among Muslims, who are probably thinking "what the hell?".

Why is nobody reporting Obama's victory in Guam on TPM?

Does Eric go home early on Saturdays or something?

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