Colin Powell Possibly A Terrorist
The McCain Campaign, following Colin Powell's endorsement of Barack Obama, issued this statement:
Colin Powell may or may not be a terrorist. The American people have a right to know. 'Colin' is an exotic name -- suggesting an unamerican quality. His parents are Jamaican. Jamaica has one of the highest murder rates in the world.
Colin Powell spent an alarming amount of time in Southeast Asia. He has, on multiple occasions, refused to discuss his activities -- leaving many to wonder.
Colin Powell has had extensive involvement with some of the most cold blooded killers and unrepentant terrorists in Iraq. Reportedly, he not only engaged with them between 1990-1991 but he further deepened his connection with them in 2003.
The American people need to know.... BOO!!!!
Colin Powell may or may not be a terrorist. The American people have a right to know. 'Colin' is an exotic name -- suggesting an unamerican quality. His parents are Jamaican. Jamaica has one of the highest murder rates in the world.
Colin Powell spent an alarming amount of time in Southeast Asia. He has, on multiple occasions, refused to discuss his activities -- leaving many to wonder.
Colin Powell has had extensive involvement with some of the most cold blooded killers and unrepentant terrorists in Iraq. Reportedly, he not only engaged with them between 1990-1991 but he further deepened his connection with them in 2003.
The American people need to know.... BOO!!!!
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And he's black, too!
October 19, 2008 3:29 PM | Reply | Permalink
Collin "Hussein" Powell?
October 20, 2008 10:37 AM | Reply | Permalink
It is so stupid to suggest that Collin Powell may be or may not be a terrist just because he has told the truth and endored Obama to be a good American president. Whoever the person might be must be a racist instead of an American citizen. This kinf of people are trouble-makers and no American should get misled by such disgusting comments!!!
October 19, 2008 6:45 PM | Reply | Permalink
You need to get your snarkometer checked, methinks.
October 19, 2008 6:57 PM | Reply | Permalink
I agree. How dare the McCain campaign issue such obviously fictitious statements?
October 19, 2008 7:56 PM | Reply | Permalink
He lived on the planet at the same time as Qaddafi and binladen and BILL AYERS!!!!
Powell must own up to Real Americans and live up to his Communist/Terrorist/Northern Virgina past.
October 19, 2008 7:51 PM | Reply | Permalink
What are his connections to Rasta, man!?
October 20, 2008 5:15 AM | Reply | Permalink
Powell may not be a terrorist, but he's clearly palled around with a guy who pals around with terrorists. And, as Michele Bachmann recently pointed out, many members of Congress are probably anti-American. Since Powell associates with these anti-American thugs, I'd say General Powell MUST be anti-American as well.
October 19, 2008 7:58 PM | Reply | Permalink
Michelle Bachmann has been in the same room as those anti-American thugs...
Michelle Bachmann is anti-American!!!!
(actually, that's probably true...)
October 19, 2008 8:42 PM | Reply | Permalink
Michelle Bachmann offered no support for her accusations. She actually was lazy enough to issue national statements without doing her homework first.
Are you so easily led? That's pathetic.
October 19, 2008 11:35 PM | Reply | Permalink
Good job on the deadpan delivery, hrebendorf.
October 20, 2008 12:03 PM | Reply | Permalink
lol..good one.....is condi a terrorist too? must be something about those black people...they can't help themselves but pall around with known terrorist....hehehehe
October 19, 2008 8:04 PM | Reply | Permalink
Now we know fully why Colin Powell endorsed Barack Obama. They're both terrorists. They've probably started their own network and are working to overthrow the American government as we speak!
October 19, 2008 10:52 PM | Reply | Permalink
They're both terrorists.
Nah; Powell's an opportunistic careerist. Obama? Who knows?
October 19, 2008 10:59 PM | Reply | Permalink
But we at the Homeland Security Agency are aware of YOUR activities Mr. "Donarum". We know for instance you pal around with anarchists and criminal syndicalists like Barack Obama and Jill Biden, and your name spells "On Ramadan, Hunt!" transposed!
October 19, 2008 11:36 PM | Reply | Permalink
Rasta, man!
October 20, 2008 5:17 AM | Reply | Permalink
You're freaking me out. Not about Obama, but about the return of McCarthyism in the United States. During the Cold War, many loyal Americans (many of whom were white, by the way) lost everything because some paranoid accuser who knew just enough to be dangerous but not enough to be accurate, pointed the finger before engaging the 'ole grey matter in the attic.
Furthermore, you made some wild claims about Colin Powell's associations with cold-blooded terrorists in Iraq. What's your source? You are irresponsible to state these claims without any factual support.
October 19, 2008 11:21 PM | Reply | Permalink
Relax ... the posters here are just messing around.
But you're right about the McCarthyesque tenor with which the Republicans have robed themselves. That is some scary stuff.
We can't let them pull that crap again.
October 19, 2008 11:26 PM | Reply | Permalink
You're not kidding. I'm very disappointed in McCain. I would have bet a lot that he was a bigger man than to pull this kind of crap.
October 19, 2008 11:40 PM | Reply | Permalink
It's the spliff, man!
Rasta!
October 20, 2008 5:19 AM | Reply | Permalink
Yup, some of us need to tune up our bleedin' snark-o-meters, alright!
Okay, seriously, among some of the ranker members of the McCain-Palin Racist Coalition, you can obviously now expect unfortunately some pretty crude bigotry. One of these oafish louts was opining the other day that an Obama cabinet will have Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton on it, and other racist drivel. We can expect to hear now that Powell may have secretly been abetting Saddam Hussein during first Gulf War and a bunch of humorless "jokes" involving the "n" word and similar.
October 20, 2008 5:10 AM | Reply | Permalink
Spliff is not the "n" word, man!
Rasta!
October 20, 2008 5:20 AM | Reply | Permalink
You mkae no mention of the spliff, man! Rasta!
October 20, 2008 5:14 AM | Reply | Permalink
Good fun and satire...thanks
October 20, 2008 10:23 AM | Reply | Permalink
The enemy of my enemy is a terrorist?
October 20, 2008 12:09 PM | Reply | Permalink
apparently if one lives on the same planet one is a terrorist.
Let no terrorist go free!!
October 20, 2008 1:22 PM | Reply | Permalink